your office rules?
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- ********
for example at my place of employment:
1) We keep our beer and liquor stocked.
2) Farting and swearing occurs often
3) Mandatory 6 inch rule = if it snows 6 inches or more, you go skiing. Client conference calls are taken on the chairlift.
4) Free season passes.
5) Half days optional for Jan. - Feb.
6) You fucking kick ass the rest of the year.
7) You know your shit or find someone who does.yours?
- Nairn0
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- nairn, i don't usually use obscenities here but you're an asshole for posting this.sputnik2
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- jfletcher0
I just tell my team to kick ass. Don't care how much work it takes or how it happens.
We have beer and other alcohol... but rarely gets drank. I drink often at home to get to sleep.
- ********0
bump.... hehehe
- ********0
1) We have no booze here.
2) Farting is just disgusting you sick fuck, and I actually don't swear at the office. Rarely hear them too.
3) Oh I get it ... you're going to talk about how much better ...
4) G-d damn it.
5) Go to hell.
6) Kick ass, or get your ass kicked? Whose company are we talking about at this point?
7) I'm with you on this one, haha.
- ********0
2) Farting and swearing occurs often
this is a plus?
- ********0
okay a little more insight. we are only 4 dudes, so much of this we can away with
- do you guys circle jerk?********
- i kid, i kid...********
- Who eats the cookie?********
- hahahah, awesome********
- do you guys circle jerk?
- megE0
1) booze on fridays
2) no heating odiferous foods in the microwave
3) no wearing of odiferous perfumes/colognes
4) freedom to take days off whenever to do anything in the mnts
5) work your butt off when there is work to be done
6) yell at the hippies playing in the drum circles
7) accept being yelled at by the partners- love #2. everywhere i've ever worked i've had the stench of microwave popcorn to deal with at 4pm.sputnik2
- ********0
mini fridge full of all kinds of cold beer 24/7/365
beers come out at meetings quite often
and almost always after 5
flash guys stay late alot so they buy us food
and we can drink while we work late
free cab rides home on late nights
dual 23 inch mac screens and a dual xeon quad core g5
free pretzels filled with p-nut butter
..and quite a decent amount of cute female project managersoh yea, they let us go home for the snow today.
i like it where i work.
- ninjasavant0
1) stop wasting so much time on qbn
2) I have to go
- TheBlueOne0
This guy sets the agenda.
- sevnthsin0
1. As long as your work gets done and you're at the presentations you need to be at, I don't care how you break up your work day.
2. Keep the fridge stocked.
3. Don't jump off the mezzanine.
4. No death metal over the speakers when we're giving a client presentation... unless we already know they're into it.
5. Don't mess with the thermostat.
6. Half Day Friday's year round.
7. When its winter, which is 7 months of the year here, don't drag the damned snow all the way across the office.
- Audria0
I have non of the above.
except work related travel every 4 months .. basel is next .. yey!!
- svenreed0
1. Swearing occurs often
2. Sexual innuendos occur often
3. Try and show up before 11
4. Always use drop shadows to make stuff pop
5. Turn off music when boss is around
- dirtydesign0
zero rules
- refunktion0
i am not wearing pants at my office.
- janne760
My answer:
Yes, it definitly rules.
- ian0
Don't shit where u eat.0
- boobs0
1) I'm in charge
2) No shit in the fridge
3) Tell 'em I'm not here
4) Not until we get the money
5) Shut up or we'll make the logo even smaller
6) That's a great idea, pretend I thought of it
7) I told you to stop stealing my ideas
8) There's a set of steak knives in this for you
9) There's a new Mercedes in this for me
10) We'll make you wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice
