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- Llyod
I dated a girl who wanted me to blow my load on her boobies and then wanted to hug. It was the wrong thing to do.
- typist0
yea, if you can make it 60 fps, it can't go wrong
- i mean if you shot your load that istypist
- making fun of someone over software usage is beyond retardedLlyod
- so called art director duno flash is not retarded at all? ffstypist
- 60 faps per second has got to be some kind of record.bulletfactory
- skt0
'I dated a girl'
lies
- janne760
here's my random thoughts at this moment:
" aaargh i hate commercial clients ...bzzzzz...brrr...... i love my cultural clients but they have no money.. put on your shoes.. for drink wine and watch pauw&witteman..bzz..brrr,,,, where the hell is neue in the evenings.. buzzz.... shall i fap before sleep....bzzz....."
etc.
- fyoucher10
She was a Spiderman fan and liked the 'web'.
- drgss0
How is little Rocco doing
- mg330
I pour fake blood on snowy sidewalks in the winter so people do that "whuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh" in their chest and their heart stops and they go "must have been a murder"
- hahaharoundabout
- you should leave a fake acks lying about and some fake eye balls, that would really fuck up the situation.roundabout
- Lmagnificent_ruin
- Corvo20
You show some feelings. You should be sampled and dissected to create better robots.
- Llyod0
Rocco is a little colicky. Has the misses and I up late :(
- CrimsonPlatypus0
It pisses off that I should feel obliged to stand up for the elderly on the bus when I am sitting near the rear of the bus, well beyond the 'reserved for the aged' seats
- Corvo20
I'm being your friend here. If you were to be dissected and turned into a robot you could live forever synthetically.
- waterhouse0
Fucking hilarious. I prefer not to squirt the chest. I like keeping the pair clean.
- magnificent_ruin0
i hate my cultural clients, but I love janne
- Orbit0
I am new here, but I have already worked out that Lloyd is trying to mask the cold fact that he is a bummer who's sleep is infused with sex dreams about hard glossy cocks slipping up his anus.
- Pretty accurate3point14159
- Lloyd cannot swim, bloody gay.roundabout
- roundabout0
I had a spider attack me in my car tonight driving home from bluewaters. I clocked it above me walking about, I just started rambling to myself, do not fool on me, please do not fool on me, the fucker then laded on my lab, aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr, I then pull over to the hard shoulder still doing 80-Mph, slam on the brakes, and jump out the car like a fucking Mental person.
- Same thing, but 3am, two summers ago, with wasp, on M42 at 120mph.Orbit
- harlequino0
Not enough Xmas carols involving coprophagia.