jury duty
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- Llyod0
So I'll go in tomorrow morning for this. They said to bring something to read. I'm bringing in my ipod touch which is full of tv shows and a sketchbook. They say to dress appropriately. So I'll probably wear my dead kennedys t shirt. I'll try my hardest just to bring a thrill to the good people of QBN.
- waterhouse0
I know you'll deliver.
- Llyod0
seriously though, would you want me on your jury?
- waterhouse0
Considering how much I hate sharing an elevator with strangers, I think it's just best I always avoid sitting at a defendant's table.
- Llyod0
I'll have to sway the jury towards execution if the accused is a person of color. No matter what the case is. There will be no exceptions.
- waterhouse0
I sincerely hope this turns into something.
- Llyod0
me too. this could be epic. qbn could send a man to the electric chair.
- waterhouse0
Rushing to judgement?
- boobs0
My brother was on a jury. Sent a guy to the hoosegow for life for murdering his wife and her boyfriend with a newly bought shotgun. He told the gun dealer he had to go take care of a guy causing him some trouble.
- gung_hoek0
What kind of cases usually go before a jury? Just high profile crimes, yes?
- 3point141590
Tell them the truth... that you are gay and confused, they will remove you from the pool of potential jurors.
- Llyod0
I was thinking of telling them I hate mexicans
- Llyod0
or wearing short sleeves and show them my tattoo
- gung_hoek0
And how much do they pay jurors, a flat rate for all or individual rates according to the respective profession?
- ukit0
Just tell them about your plan to turn the decision over to an internet messageboard
- Llyod0
something 17 bucks a day. I could tell them that but why spoil the fun?
- ukit0
If you want out, just send them here:
I'm sure they will dismiss you instantly
- Llyod0
I'm thinking I want to do it. Sure it will bite into my qbn time but what the hell.
- Llyod0
they'll probably reject me because I'm so handsome.