jury duty
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- Llyod
I've been called to jury duty on jan 8th. If I'm selected and the trial goes more than one day I will ask the good people of QBN their opinions. You will have a say.
- waterhouse0
I sincerely hope this turns into something.
- Llyod0
me too. this could be epic. qbn could send a man to the electric chair.
- waterhouse0
Rushing to judgement?
- gung_hoek0
What kind of cases usually go before a jury? Just high profile crimes, yes?
- 3point141590
Tell them the truth... that you are gay and confused, they will remove you from the pool of potential jurors.
- Llyod0
I was thinking of telling them I hate mexicans
- Llyod0
or wearing short sleeves and show them my tattoo
- gung_hoek0
And how much do they pay jurors, a flat rate for all or individual rates according to the respective profession?
- ukit0
Just tell them about your plan to turn the decision over to an internet messageboard
- Llyod0
something 17 bucks a day. I could tell them that but why spoil the fun?
- ukit0
If you want out, just send them here:
I'm sure they will dismiss you instantly
- Llyod0
I'm thinking I want to do it. Sure it will bite into my qbn time but what the hell.
- Llyod0
they'll probably reject me because I'm so handsome.
- megE0
GUILTY!
- sublocked0
let the dude off the hook just on GP alone. fuck the legal system!
- gung_hoek0
blagojevich?
- inhaler970
if you get chosen to go to court just stand up the first day and say, THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! MAY GOD HELP US ALL!