making love
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- Llyod
As the President of the QBN Handsome Club I am well versed in love making. I find myself in quite the pickle when the beautiful model I'm with wants to make love while I on the other hand would just like to fuck. I know asking for advice here is like asking a group of mechanics how to perform bypass surgery. But I may get lucky...How do I turn love making into hot hot raunchy sex?
- autoflavour0
i am not being crass, but seriously.. anal.
- SteveJobs0
stirrups.
- _salisae_0
move to LA everyone is moaning and spanking each other all the time. just let me know beforehand so i can permanently evacuate the city.
- thought you already had.skt
- not until february_salisae_
- where are you?_salisae_
- hollywood at the moment. live in silverlake though.skt
- this is interesting news to me._salisae_
- well, you could probably not have asked.skt
- aw come on you hate me_salisae_
- i wouldn't say that. anyway, you hate me.skt
- well that's true._salisae_
- where you moving in Feb Shari?
UK? Iceland?hallelujah - fine!! i hate you too then.skt
- san francisco!_salisae_
- you know i'm just rubbing your fur the wrong way. we should have a brew at sonny mcleans sometime!_salisae_
- sweet!hallelujah
- this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendshiphallelujah
- i can never really tell with you. it scares me a little.skt
- based on professed hatredhallelujah
- you had me at "hate"Point5
- autoflavour0
failing that, in public usually spices it up a notch
- Llyod0
evacuation...check
- harlequino0
The zen solution:
Do not get yourself in a pickle.
Get a pickle in you.
- Sinov0
Toys and dirty videos. Open mind to new tricks, nothing worse than "I don't feel comfortable with that" once you are in the middle of it.
- jimzyk0
jab her with your... winky!
- autoflavour0
abby winters
- autoflavour0
I hear figging was popular in the late 1800's.. maybe its due for a comeback
- SG0
Tenacious D might be able assist you with this.
- rylamar0
Tell her to call you Calles.
- sputnik20
donkey punch
- livelikebruce0
Grow a mustache.
- scarabin_net0
all you have to do is write a script that shits out fictional boast threads every ten minutes and you could replace lloyd altogether
nobody would even notice
- Llyod0
shouldn't you be applying black eyeliner?
- shouldn't you be working on your next bullshit thread?scarabin_net
- you little bitcheslambsy
- canuck0
hooker