'Designer Guy' = I.T.?
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- cannonball0
Girlfriend: Let's watch a movie!
Me: Ok pop it into the playstation I'm making us soup.
Her: Can you do it? I'm too comfortable on the couch.
Me: Are you sure it's because you dont want to bother learning how to use the playstation because youre a girl and playstations are for boys? How about when I'm not home? What are you gonna do then?
Her: Nevermind, I'll just play on the internet.
Me: So you don't want to watch the movie now.
Her: Why cant you just make it go in the playstation? Make it do the thing with the controller and the beep beep etc.
Me: You do it. Turn the tv on. Press the power button on the Playstation. Put the dvd in. It takes 2 seconds to figure out.
Her: Why cant you do it?
(fast foreward 10 min later and we're ignoring each other after an argument)
- all this after i showed her how to do it earliercannonball
- your girlfriend sounds well cute and funny 'with the beep beep etc.' :Dchossy
- skt0
oh, you work in computers? do you know why i can't connect to my printer?
- brandelec0
welcome to my life bud
- CALLES0
hey IT dude... get back to work!
- turk_1820
We just bought a new scanner so we can scan these images for you - can you help us set it up?
- flavorful0
"Can you help me set up my wireless network?"
- flyingnowhere0
"How do i get these images out of this email?"
- brandelec0
"james, why is the internet down?"
"the storm last night caused a problem for most of the town"
"can you fix it?"
"no, by most of the town, i mean the entire town"
- CALLES0
them: "don't download weird stuff that will give me a virus"
me: 'dont you worry (fap fap fap)"
- epete220
"Send me an eps and jpg" "But this a multipage catalog, wouldn't a PDF be better."
- MSL0
Boss: I can't open this .exe file on my mac!
Me: *silence*
- cannonball0
"Do you know how I can get my emails?"
"Do you know what I do here?"
- CALLES0
them: "i have no space in my computer... i think i need more ram"
Me: "no. you need more memory or another drive"
Them:"but i found some super cheap ram"
me: forget it
- brandelec0
them: "what's my login password?"
me: i want to punch you in the eye and ram my elbow in your mouth- lolCALLES
- What's my password! Man i get that a lot! Morons.sleepyfatso
- MSL0
This happened a while back but:
Me: I need your logo, send across a high res tif, i'm sure I can work with that.
Client: OK, I'll fax it over now.
- flavorful0
Any friend who has ever asked me about why their computer is extremely slow, takes forever to open things, has pop-ups come up constantly ... to just downright not working anymore: I don't know what I did.
Me: Stop looking at the pr0n.
Them: ... But why would looking at porn hurt my computer?
Me: * Blink. *
Them: No seriously, I mean I look at sport scores, newspapers and stuff too.
Me: Not only am I 100% positive it's your endeavors to find more and more fucked up shit to get off to, you're probably going to have to get a new computer.
Them: Has this ever happened to you, what do I do?
Me: No it has not happened to me. I don't look at porn for a variety of reasons, one of them being every single person I have ever met who has had a problem with their computer it is related to said porn.
- you had me up to the point where you said you didn't look at porn... you... dirty... liar. :)turk_182
- redtube has no malware flav'
im sure you knew thatapplepirate - Nah, actually I don't look at pr0n to be honest. We've had discussions about this.flavorful
- +1 then, flav. :)turk_182
- On teh PVN over the years. I'm not sure if FFFFound is considered pr0n but at times it's all I see when, "You may like these images."flavorful
- "You may like these images."flavorful
- It doesn't mean I'm not a sick fucking bastard though, haha.flavorful
- hmmm... +1 again. :)turk_182
- applepirate0
HR: can you fix this old PC we have in the closet. We need to set it up for an intern. it should have an old adobe suite on it so.... thats all they need right?
me: your giving an intern a busted PC to use?
them: well we cant afford to buy a mac every time we get another person like YOU in here.