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- the_reverend
Confess your sins, and I will absolve you from them.
- e-pill0
im jewish, you can't do nothing for me...
- that double-negative implies he can do somethingdoesnotexist
- yes yes yes... give us jews more than one day for confessions!!e-pill
- i'm jewish
shema yishrael adonai...WeLoveNoise
- the_reverend0
I am of the universal faith. Lay your sins out.
- this one's sinking like a stonehallelujah
- I may have to start knocking on doors.the_reverend
- Jnr_Madison0
I released a membership list of a controversial organisation... should I be sorry?
- Nah, don't worry about it.pylon
- God will forgive you. The organization may not. I want you to write out a letter of apology to group in question.the_reverend
- done.Jnr_Madison
- LIES.the_reverend
- d_rek0
I fap to QBN 2-12 times daily.
- Can you show me?the_reverend
- Yeah, but it's a bloody mess.d_rek
- the_reverend0
Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none.
- mg330
I got caught walking down an office hallway like a robot today and was quite embarrassed.
- dijitaq0
the client relation for my latest project is cute and sexy, even though the glimmer from her wedding ring is quite distracting
- the_reverend0
dijitaq I shall quote (Matthew 5:27,28)
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
I absolve you of your sins. Go in peace.
- Kiggen0
i'm the merchant of death. My clients are in the diamond, the pharmaceutical & insurances/law business.
- the_reverend0
mg33 God still loves you my son, even if you do act like a fool.
- the_reverend0
Kiggen it`s never too late to change your ways. I recommend you sell all your earthly possessions, and live from the fruit of the Lord.
- scarabin0
yesterday i was thinking about how awesome technology and everything is gonna be for later generations so i tossed a banana in the recycle bin out of spite
- recycle that, bitchesscarabin
- its called compostingfooler2
- i think about this too. like 100-200 years from now, tech will be crazy. seems like it grows exponentially.iCanHasQBN
- that's because it doesscarabin
- the_reverend0
Technology is not the answer scarabin.