work related injuries
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- ukit
What's the worst you ever got hurt in the line of duty?
- mistermik0
splinter
- hallelujah0
paper cut
- graham0
I once saw a paintbrush hair stuck to the wall, and tried to get it off and the cunt went behind my fingernail.
- canuck0
Toss up between losing finger nail, and a portland cement burn on arms. Kind of minor I guess.
- univers0
I saw someone almost take off their finger cutting.
- Raniator0
i put a staple through the tip of my thumb. it missed the nail and went in the one end and poked out the other.
- MHDC0
broken heart
- kelpie0
numerous scalpel cuts. fell down some stairs once. office night out stripping on table related shame and humiliation
- hallelujah0
zerox burns on butt
- my balls peeled for a week after just such an incident7point34
- zombee0
I once got a very nasty friction burn on my finger after agressively man-handling the mighty mouses rubber nipple.
- that little clitoral protrusion, it's just asking for it, isn't it?paraselene
- yeah mine broke inside a week. I have sailors handskelpie
- *cringeparaselene
- kelpie goes at it like a punch bag.chossy
- skii0
i got super worked up and kicked a box, not realizing it contained our old lacie tube monitors, my foot made perfect contact with the glass screen and broke my little toe. what a bitch
- ukit0
One time I sliced my hand open with an Exacto blade. I've never seen so much blood.
- spendogg0
an exacto knife rolled off the table and stuck in my foot - i was wearing flip flops. fuckin painful
- AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAII...kelpie
- one more reason flip flops should be outlawed, aside from the annoying noise they make.tedismyfav
- BK0
Shot in the face.
- zombee0
I also suffered a broken heart and a severe seizure when a client of mine insisted on Comic Sans. Cunt!
- grunttt0
i beat a client in the head with tripod. he bled like crazy.
when I was cleaning the blood from the walls with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser I hit my knuckle on the door jamb.
- blaw0
Choked on my own suck.
- i can't get my head down far enough to do that. Do you take yoga classes?grunttt
- we've all done thathallelujah
- kinobe0
i accidently shat on my screen and sumbitted it to a client as their ammendments
- Jnr_Madison0
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