I made you a beard
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- richardkark0
Wow, I didn't realize this post would stir so much controversy.
- cannonball0
It's like, I have relatives who have beards... but they aren't "playing beard". It's obviously some childish fad, and of course any mental midget coming to grips with their sense of individuality is going to look at the guy in their art history class with the beard and say "hmm maybe I should grow one too..."
Kids are stupid.
- beard10
beard? who said beard?
- thats awesome btwbeard1
- HUHUHUHUHUH Youre talking to yourself thats so clever. Your beard must give you so much charisma.cannonball
- iCanHasQBN0
i dont get what the big deal is about beards and facial hair in general. why the fuck do people care so much about them? "oooh, look! he's got a beard!" So you let the pubes on your face grow out... big fuckin' deal. you're so lazy that you can't pick up a damn razor once a week...?
and the people that have them walk around thinking that they're such a unique person because they one. the truth is, they're usually unattractive people, and without the beard they'd just look like a normal joe, but they need SOMETHING to make them stand out to others. lame. i want to slap their pubed-out faces.
not entirely related to your post, but whatever.
- probably the most retarded post i'v read on here....beard1
- let me guess.. you have a beard? and you realized that i'm absolutely right? are you nothing without your beard?iCanHasQBN
- My beard defines me. That and I'm too bloody lazy to shaveCrimsonPlatypus
- yeah, thats the stupid thing about it (to me).. that people use it to define themselves.iCanHasQBN
- i understand the laziness though. i dont shave every day. more like once a week.iCanHasQBN
- I just let it grow till it really annoys the shit out of me, razor all over, head included, then repeat the procedureCrimsonPlatypus
- spot the dude that wishes he had a beard. straight up issues.airey
- fuck you and your beards. so boring.cannonball
- beard10
eesh
- iCanHasQBN0
i mean... yeah.. that looks fun.. or something.
- beard10
:|D>
- beard10
And yes I have a beard. I have it because I'd have to shave every morning and unfortunately I have atopic excema on my face and mega sensitive skin so...... I just let it hang out there.
So yeh don't be too quick to judge.
- ok, so you have a special case. but i think it's obvious i'm talking about it generally.iCanHasQBN
- just think its a bit of a harsh stereotype you got therebeard1
- yeah, it's weird how hostile you sound about it. It's like being hostile about liking dogs or cats.richardkark
- gramme0
So whose ready for Januhairy?
- iCanHasQBN0
- sorry gramme... loliCanHasQBN
- yes my son?gramme
- ZOMG Jesus was Danish!! I've been so misled...gramme
- gramme0
I shave my neck and upper cheeks every other day, because neckbeards are for the unwashed. I keep my beard short because my mustache grows out straight like octopus limbs.
My beard doesn't define me, nor am I ugly. I just think I look better with a beard than without it.
- gramme0
And, that blog is awesome.
- ukit0
hipster kids who think they being so clever and quirky all the time piss me off. ooooh, look i made a fake beard. STFU up, bitch!
- I will grow a secret patch of hair for you this Januhairy.gramme
- hell yes ukit.iCanHasQBN
- Jaline0
Students shouldn't have them if they want to seem clean.
- Grown men are a bit better with keeping it clean, but there are exceptions, always.Jaline
- Wouldn't just being clean accomplish that?cannonball
- Well, you can imagine how students look, in general. Sleepless nights, drugs, etc. Beards make it look worse.Jaline
- Basically, keep it trimmed, and grow it thick, if you can. No one likes those forced beards.Jaline
- Wrong:
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Right:
http://www.schultzim…Jaline - haha, it's just my opinion. Feel free to ignore me.Jaline
- JazX0
that chick definitely voted for Obama
- richardkark0
I have a beard to prevent myself from looking like I'm 14.
- airey0
sorry, when is the mothership picking us up? i think we've reached as far as we're gonna this civilisation.
- CrimsonPlatypus0
nothing hotter than chicks who wish they were dudes... ok, so I'm wrong, there's plenty hotter than that
- no. you we're right the first time. go with the gut i say.airey
- iamlo0
haha i love it.