how do you get someone fired?
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- holy
due to people being shunted around within departments, i have the pleasure [read: horror] of working with this girl who doesn't know her own ass from a hole in the ground.
without fail, each and every time i complete a project and send it to her, she sends it back with some ridiculous request, like 'OOPS. this ad was supposed to be black and white! ha, ha! is this a problem to change?!'
like, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT ELEMENTAL DETAIL BEFOREHAND. YOU STUPID, STUPID PERSON.this has been going on for months.
i've tried to intervene, to change workflow habits, to introduce new forms of communication between departments, complained to upper management....
...but she's still stupid.how the fuck do you get rid of an idiot employee?
- ian0
Try to get her up on sexual harassment charges?
- hallelujah0
gut it out til you're fired
- haha. this isn't a 'get fired' economy.holy
- I meant "laid off"hallelujah
- roundabout0
TiT punch her, and tell her to buck up her ideas, or you will drop kick her ass come Friday.
- doesnotexist0
ask her if it's color or bw before you start working? seems like some of these things could be solved by asking questions before-hand too - but I know not the story in its entirety.
- OhYeah0
ask her to touch your joystick.
- OhYeah0
Wait, is she fit? I mean if she is beautiful then I could live with that...
- Does that also include a nice rackroundabout
- she's not fit by a longshot.haha.holy
- The get rid of her NOW!OhYeah
- concurMHDC
- horridtedismyfav
- digdre0
youuurrrrrrrrreeee OUT
- 7point340
download child pornography on her computer.
call the boss with concerns that you have witnessed her looking at disturbing things online.
solved.
not only will she be out of your hair, but she'll be removed from society and will never victimize any child ever again. fuckin pervert.
- OSFA0