(cause of sex) next 4 years we'll be fine
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- ukit0
she said "no, not there" and pr2 said "YES WE CAN!"
- 7point340
the brunette was a chocolate lab wasn't it?
did she bark when you tried to stuff her pooper?
- uberdesigner0
fuck a groundhog instead
- magnificent_ruin-2
spitting chocolate milk out my nose ova heah...
- LOLmagnificent_ruin
- Man, I wish I had some chocolate milk.flavorful
- epete22-5
WoW. What other dirty birds has this chic slept with? When you say brunette I assume you mean asian because those are the ones that really love it in the ass.
- ooooh...
*runs awayMrOneHundred - not as much as epetes dadLMFAO
- ooooh...
- pr2-11
if u don't share the goods then the whole inauguration success will lie on the back of your, and only yours, cock...
- i love when a cock lays a line down my back...7point34
- Its just I don't know you on here so I can't really start handing out invites.Horp
- wait. i mean... i fucked him in the ass.7point34
- wait...7point34
- i fucked 10 women last night7point34
- there we go7point34
- jaline is my referencepr2
- Are you unwell or something? No lie: I fucked 167 hot models last night.Horp
- 169 if you count the two assistants who were doing their hair and make-up.Horp
- sorry i forgot 2 zeroes.
i fucked 1000 women last night7point34 - Amateur. When I said 169, I was only referring to the brunettes.Horp
- oh man, u guys sound like you haven't seen inside of woman's vagina in yearspr2
- There were a further 12,000 blondes I neglected to mention.Horp
- i actually have 5 penises and can cum in less than half a second.7point34
- my personal best, in one night, was 34,655... and i had mono at the time7point34
- pr2-11
now, that i think about it aren't there like parties tomorrow because of the inauguration? I mean shouldn't we all for the good cause try to have sex (well, not witch each other of course) for the good cause???
- pr2-11
i;m just looking out for all of you, you know, that wasn't only for my selfish pleasure but over all, hope you can appreciate it.
- pr2-11
well, so that in 3 years when everything is going fine for you don't forget to thank me.
- pr2-11
ah, the good old times...