(cause of sex) next 4 years we'll be fine
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- magnificent_ruin-2
spitting chocolate milk out my nose ova heah...
- LOLmagnificent_ruin
- Man, I wish I had some chocolate milk.flavorful
- move6
the black guy? You mean the president? You some kind of racist or something pr2? WTF
- of course, can u see... i notice people's skin color...pr2
- All through the year I heard "we're gonna have a black president" and it was ok. So now saying he's black is wrong?rafalski
- Are you serious? Referring to him as the black guy? C'mon guys, if you are going to be racist go ahead and do so. Fully. Have some balls whydontcha.
move - pr2 is a racist pigAllisa
- pr2-11
if u don't share the goods then the whole inauguration success will lie on the back of your, and only yours, cock...
- i love when a cock lays a line down my back...7point34
- Its just I don't know you on here so I can't really start handing out invites.Horp
- wait. i mean... i fucked him in the ass.7point34
- wait...7point34
- i fucked 10 women last night7point34
- there we go7point34
- jaline is my referencepr2
- Are you unwell or something? No lie: I fucked 167 hot models last night.Horp
- 169 if you count the two assistants who were doing their hair and make-up.Horp
- sorry i forgot 2 zeroes.
i fucked 1000 women last night7point34 - Amateur. When I said 169, I was only referring to the brunettes.Horp
- oh man, u guys sound like you haven't seen inside of woman's vagina in yearspr2
- There were a further 12,000 blondes I neglected to mention.Horp
- i actually have 5 penises and can cum in less than half a second.7point34
- my personal best, in one night, was 34,655... and i had mono at the time7point34
- Horp0
^ I'm flying in overnight for a pretty amazing private party, but its for an uber uber fashion crowd so I'm not really sure I can disclose info. Have some spare invites though.
- codpiece partymagnificent_ruin
- i think i know the one you mean. should be good. lots of girls to penetrate.skt
- Thats the one Skt, THATS THE ONE!Horp
- oh godpr2
- pr2-11
now, that i think about it aren't there like parties tomorrow because of the inauguration? I mean shouldn't we all for the good cause try to have sex (well, not witch each other of course) for the good cause???
- Horp2
pr2, have you ever had a spitroast situation? you know... dick in each end?
- jfletcher0
I love this thread! If things aren't about design, they should be about sex.
- pr2-11
ah, the good old times...
- uberdesigner0
fuck a groundhog instead
- magnificent_ruin8
are you really as much of a douche as you sound?
- mcLeod0
slut
- 23kon1
"Well i'm happy to announce that thanks to that cute brunette i met in that bar next 4 years we have nothing to worry about. (including little bit of ass sex, btw)"
He says he was initially looking for a girl ....
he doesnt mention that the "cute brunette" IS actually female.i just thought i'd point that out.
all you guys are assuming it was a girl he fucked up the ass!
- autoflavour1
how much extra did you have to pay her to violate the exits
- epete22-5
WoW. What other dirty birds has this chic slept with? When you say brunette I assume you mean asian because those are the ones that really love it in the ass.
- ooooh...
*runs awayMrOneHundred - not as much as epetes dadLMFAO
- ooooh...
- doesnotexist8
lame.