I'm a dad
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- Llyod0
our agent says he can be the next gerber baby
- CALLES0
i have no idea what you are talking about strippers... are you hitting on me?
- STRIPPERS0
Yah ok... Sure. You're on probation C... As an embryo I defeated abortion, I'm that sick. You don't want to battle me.
- Llyod0
you've turned a thread about my firstborn son into a gay chatroom. what gives
- STRIPPERS0
First stage is always denial.
- ********0
this is a sign, maybe lloyd jnr. will be the next rocco siffredi.
- STRIPPERS0
Sorry Lloyd didn't mean to hijack your thread.
- Llyod0
go for it, it was bound to happen
- ********0
Can we believe that you really just have a child?
If so congrats!
- BuddhaHat0
Congratulations Llyod!
As my yobbo Italian boss would say, 'that's a fully sick chocko name' :)
- univers0
Uh why is that picture from http://www.wee-baby.com/
?????
- ********0
strippers is my new favourite.
- ********0
Llyod has a family?
*head explodes
- fodcj0
very sweet... congratulations
- ********0
Happy birthday.
- Raniator0
Contratulations! :)
- ********0
btw, rocco is one badass name!
rocco lloyd! kickass!!
- chossy0
bollocks llyod has never had sex.
- RoyBoyII0
you can't conceive from anal sex.
you're not a dad, you're a lloyd!
- moop0
I'm a Dad too, my daughter Poppy is 3 weeks old and tonight her and Mum where admitted to hospital for observation, their fine but I'm shitting myself and can't switch of the worry, it's 2am and I've never missed two people so much...advise?
- a stiff drink. keep it cool man, they're gonna be just fine. I'm sure they're in very good hands. why arent you there?threadpost
- oh maybe you are, I just assumed since you were posting this that you were home.threadpost
- I got kicked out of the hospital as other people needed to sleepmoop
- will be back at 9ammoop
- all the best mate. sending my best cosmic good vibes your way. They're both gonna be just fine.threadpost
- Thank you Threadpostmoop
- of course! please keep us updated on their progress.threadpost
- will do, sleep callsmoop