Joke of the Day
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A man walks into a bar with a donkey and a goat.
He sits down at the counter and asks for a Donkey Juice.
“That will be $5.98, sir,” the bartender says.
The man puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out exactly $5.98.
“How much would it cost to buy everyone here a round of drinks?” the man asks, taking a sip.
“That would be $257.54, sir,” the bartender replies after checking the register.
“Let everyone have a round on me,” the man says, pulling out exactly $257.54. “And get a bowl of water for my donkey and goat.”
The bar erupts in cheers.
Seeing the reaction, the man shrugs. “Eh, screw it. What’s the total tab for everyone here?”
“$3325.79,” the bartender says after adding everything up.
The man reaches into his pocket and hands over a pile of bills and coins. After counting, the bartender realizes it’s exactly $3325.79.
Now curious, he asks, “How are you able to pull out the exact amount every time? Are you some kind of magician?”
“I’ll tell you if you keep it secret,” the man says.
“Of course.”
“Well, about a year ago I tripped over a shiny golden lamp. A genie popped out and said he’d grant me three wishes.
For my first wish, I asked that whenever I put my hand in my pocket, I’d always have the exact amount of money I need.”
The bartender nods. “That’s incredibly smart.”
“So what did you wish for with the other two?”
The man takes a sip of his Donkey Juice and says:
“Well... I asked for a loyal donkey.
And a horny goat that follows me everywhere.”