Writing your own bio.
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- boobs0
1) Table of contents should fit on one page. No need to puff things up.
2) Each wife should get her own chapter.
3) Be sure to spell the names of all the jurors correctly.
4) Never explain what you were doing in Montevideo.
5) Put the really scandalous stuff in the footnotes.
- ukit0
I'm pretty good with the copy writing. Post what you got and I'll give you some tips if you want.
- Meeklo0
never do it in 3rd person, unless you are really ("REALLY") famous.
- 5timuli0
I've got shit. All the others bullshit about how they add to the team and go into depth about their role. I have nowt sofar. Think I'll go with COCK.
- Llyod0
I had a bio once. It was too stupid considering that I had 3 years of experience at the time. The secretary did. Then we slept together.
- kezza_20
post it
- ian0
Its hard to write your own bio and not sound like either a prick, recluse or borderline sycophant. So I try to go for all three.
- SlashPeckham0
Start with 'once upon a time' and end with 'when i woke up it was all a dream'
- scarabin_net0
mine says something about eating lava and breathing fire
and licking snails
people take that stuff way too seriously
- hektor9110
I had my bio published in People Magazine last year!
- flavorful0
Get kingjulien to write it.
- megE0
isn't everyone's on wiki already?
- Fariska0
for letter word starting with c
- catsJnr_Madison
- coupJnr_Madison
- cramJnr_Madison
- cullJnr_Madison
- can't7point34
- cope7point34
- cane7point34
- CUNTJnr_Madison
- corn7point34
- crud7point34
- calm7point34
- crapJnr_Madison
- cogs7point34
- cups7point34
- cork7point34
- feel free to yell when we strike gold, fariska7point34
- Nah, i don't want to be the party pooper.Fariska
- flop?timfraserbrown
- clogtimfraserbrown
- cnut
cats
crit
chin?jimzyk - Can't believe nobody said COCK!5timuli
- OSFA0
Just copy it from the internet...
- Dancer0
Get ya mom ta rite it.
- fyoucher10
get drunk and then write it. When you sober up, revise.
- neue75_bold0
don't, have someone else do it...