Writing your own bio.
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- 5timuli
Most difficult job ever?
- capsize0
I lost.
- pylon0
I fired myself and got a copywriter to do it. Way easier, better.
- 7point340
not cutting it anymore?
"I come round. I poop in your bin. I leave. "
- neue75_bold0
don't, have someone else do it...
- fyoucher10
get drunk and then write it. When you sober up, revise.
- Dancer0
Get ya mom ta rite it.
- OSFA0
Just copy it from the internet...
- Fariska0
for letter word starting with c
- catsJnr_Madison
- coupJnr_Madison
- cramJnr_Madison
- cullJnr_Madison
- can't7point34
- cope7point34
- cane7point34
- CUNTJnr_Madison
- corn7point34
- crud7point34
- calm7point34
- crapJnr_Madison
- cogs7point34
- cups7point34
- cork7point34
- feel free to yell when we strike gold, fariska7point34
- Nah, i don't want to be the party pooper.Fariska
- flop?timfraserbrown
- clogtimfraserbrown
- cnut
cats
crit
chin?jimzyk - Can't believe nobody said COCK!5timuli
- megE0
isn't everyone's on wiki already?
- flavorful0
Get kingjulien to write it.
- hektor9110
I had my bio published in People Magazine last year!
- scarabin_net0
mine says something about eating lava and breathing fire
and licking snails
people take that stuff way too seriously
- SlashPeckham0
Start with 'once upon a time' and end with 'when i woke up it was all a dream'
- ian0
Its hard to write your own bio and not sound like either a prick, recluse or borderline sycophant. So I try to go for all three.
- kezza_20
post it
- Llyod0
I had a bio once. It was too stupid considering that I had 3 years of experience at the time. The secretary did. Then we slept together.
- 5timuli0
I've got shit. All the others bullshit about how they add to the team and go into depth about their role. I have nowt sofar. Think I'll go with COCK.
- Meeklo0
never do it in 3rd person, unless you are really ("REALLY") famous.