Madonna and Ritchie confirm split
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- Llyod0
she's a hag
- 23kon0
it wont be the kaiser chief or the streets. they arent "now"
she'll either be goin for one of the Kings of Leon or she'll rape some indie/electro kid like Calvin Harris or one of the boys from the TingTings or something.
maybe she'll start seeing a robot thinking its one of daft punk??
- SkyPoo0
^ Hahah, I picked them precisely because they aren't "now" in any credible way. Nobody with any credibility is going to come within ten metres of her any more. Anyway, have you heard about Marc Almond?
Who'da thunket!
- 23kon0
Im going to look for that story on various newspaper sites tomorrow and add anonymous comments enquiring as to whether anyone heard the whole story and wondering if the marc almond rumour i heard was true or not.
it could be the next "aliens on 14oct08" story sweeping the world
lol- You might not have to look, his legal team might bring you the newspapers personally!SkyPoo
- gramme0
Woman needs sleeves for those truck pistons.
Maybe now Guy Ritchie can finally get back to what he should be doing: the semi-related not-quite sequel to Snatch.
- SteveJobs0
hopefully it'll be david blaine - his new act where he hangs on in a relationship with madonna for a solid five years without a single break!
..cept maybe and hour break per day..
and also to pee...
- ********0
"Woman needs sleeves for those truck pistons."
I bet madonna gets a shitload of tattoos now.
- 7point340
shes' hideous and completely out of her mind.
she should hook up with tom cruise.
- ********0
she'll be dating a UFC champion. After one nigh tin the sack he/she'll dump her ass.
- 7point340
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