Sensible Observations
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- BuddhaHat
Clippings from a funny email:
'Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.'
--Drew Carey'Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.'
--Mark Twain'My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.'
--Jerry Seinfeld'Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice, and there should be severance pay; the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.'
--Bob Ettinger
- MrOneHundred0
The man who chases two rabbits never catches either.
- gentleman0
the early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese
- chossy0
laugh why fight it
chossy.
- chossy0
he who laughs last is slow.
chossy.
- ukit0
Greed is good. Greed is right. Greed Works.
-hedge
- Complexfruit0
Birds of a feather flock together.
- threadpost0
@ hedge et al: you know the problem with the rat race? even if you win, you're still a rat.
- marctorrence0
eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
- Amicus0
life isn't so bad when your asleep
- mcLeod0
I believe the children are our future.
I just made that up.
- ********0
America Runs on Dunkin!
- pencilpants0
telling a girl she's being a bitch only makes it worse
- airey0
just remember, where ever you go, there you are.
- airey0
if the question is ever "do i need toilet paper", the answer is always yes.
- airey0
no matter what the problem, just remember this one truism, "it could be worse, it could be airey's problem". hope that helps.
- airey0
the two words 'anal' and 'tearing' are not a combination for a good time.
- _salisae_0
it's a poor worker who complains of their tools
- I’m not going near that one.MrOneHundred
- my dad used to say this one a bit. just meant that you get the job done with the means provided._salisae_
- plus your dad has a 1 inch cock so he had to stay positive.airey
- hmm that was uncalled for_salisae_
- that would be ok with a guy airey but salisae is a lady.Jnr_Madison
- airey0
5 in the tree is better than 18 in a net. or 7 in a fishing boat made of tinfoil.
ahh, my great-grandfather use to say that all the time when she put on her work boots.
