Christenings
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- PIITB
My brother asked me to be the Godfather to his baby girl and now since the Christening is only 4 days away, they tell me that I have to do a speech afterwards. WTF has anyone ever heard of that?
I have been the Godfather to my sisters kid and been to several other Christenings in my life and never heard of giving a speech at a Christening.
- flavorful0
Never heard of a speech...
I mean the kid isn't going to remember this, haha.
- vwsung18t0
tell him there's no such thing. i wouldn't be a godfather to my nephew if i had to say anything.
- CALLES0
whatever you do leave PIITB out of the speech
- Renegade0
I am godfather twice over, never had a give a fucking stupid speech.
Is your brother smoking crack or just watching those religious info commercials?
- Mimio0
Outline your 144 step plan to spiritually steward his child.
- PIITB0
I told him I am going to bring crackers and say "This is the body of Christ"!
- CALLES0
let uss collaborate and write it for you... each member can write a line of 2!
- Jnr_Madison0
'I personally believe the us does not have enough maps...'
- JazX0
Wen in doubt, plagurize and get drunk before you do the speech.
- stoplying0
Most speeches are boring to listen to, painful to deliver, and just an obstacle to get to the bar.
- CALLES0
finish with this
"your wife will never get back in shape now"
- mistermik0
or "and everyone assumed he was a jaffa"
- designbot0
Never heard of that either. Sounds like he is trying to pass the speech he should be giving onto you!
- Llyod0
I christen thee the flying monkey
- d_rek0
Only do it if you can christen him with a 40oz of malt liquor.
- grunttt0
select some nice passages from the Godfather.
- CALLES0
or
"and i thought she was always giving me "the eye"
- canuck0
ask gramme.
- locustsloth0
three words: sock. puppet. show.
- metal_leg_will0
During the ceremony, keep referring to your niece as your Padawan learner and speak of her future role in the Rebellion.