what do men want?
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- sofakingbanned0
I will give you an honest answer.
When a guy gets home from work or being out all day, all he wants is 1hr to decompress, chill, relax, mentally switch from the bullshit of everyday life.
Guys do this in many ways. Taking a shower, watching favorite tv program, playing video games, checking favorite sites, working on hobby, having a beer, working out, etc.
what he does NOT want. Is to have a 2hr long conversation about how your day went, why you think your mom loves your sister more than you, the lyrics to your favorite song, a poem you downloaded at work, why you think you look fat, the new girl at work that everyone seems to like but you cant understand why, etc, etc, etc!
When he gets home, LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!
I cant speak for every man, but the above is generally true in my experience.
Also (this is a little personal to me) mean want, a nice house with a massive garage that houses a dozen of my all time favorite cars and a fully stocked up work area. An awesome home studio with everything you need for design work. And a kick ass entertainment room.
hmmmm.. thats all I got right now..
- are you bitter about something?Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHAukit
- haha no, but I have my stories related to this topic. If you have never experienced this salud!
Man needs his space.sofakingbanned - 'checking favorite sites' ok********
- sublocked0
^^^ dude you live with your girl huh? i feel your pain.
- _salisae_0
I was thinking that maybe Id get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay.
Just someone to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.- that won't fly, man wants to know that it was HIS woman who cooked itpr2
- I disagree. I'll take a meal that I don't have to cook from anyone. And yes I'm married.Glitterati_Duane
- Did nobody catch the Neil Young reference?********
- I caught that one right away.brains
- some of us did, other clearly didn'tbolus
- ********0
• Not to be nagged
• Not to go shopping
• Not to be asked if they look fat
• Not to overcook my steak
• Not to wash my underwear with hers
• Not to clean the house while I am watching a gameYep, that about covers it... wait a minute one more,
• Not to have to ask for sex
- ********0
i want money
- ukit0
Maybe if you gave us some options...
- funkage0
We want you to tell us what you want. :)
- ETM0
On a superficial level we simply want a girl who isn't jealous of our car(s) and other toys, lets us watch sports without being hassled, lets us play video games now and then, lets us have some time alone without being asked 'what are you thinking?", tries new things in bed and a little daring... oh and must like the original Star Wars trilogy. -- jk on the last one.
Plus, we don't mind if you get involved with most of the above activities, but only if you are genuinely interested. Don't fake it, we can tell and it's annoying.
- I'm lucky, my wife is pretty cool with all that... except maybe the Star Wars part. lolETM
- Jnr_Madison0
Oh, and just for the record ladies, it is entirely possible to not actually be thinking about anything. Trust me, really, I do it quite a lot.
- JOSF0
I don't even know what i want, how could i possibly tell you?
- sofakingbanned0
I can haz cheeseburger???
- Amen0
no lie
- seven8nine100
When I get home, I just want a blow job, a sandwich and you can bitch about all evening until the evening shag
- that's a false statementseven8nine10
- obtained under self tortureseven8nine10
- seven8nine100
When the shit hits the fan, men don't want to let go 50% of everything they own
- This guy is dopeseven8nine10
- no pussy is worth $150mseven8nine10
- who is that? He's pretty funnymike_litoris
- It's Eddie Murphydoctor
- chossy0
Personally I would like a woman to love me for the rest of my life, smile with me, make love to me, and be nice to me.
Not much more to it than that really :)
- sublocked0
i want a girl who is...
* laid back, goes with the flow
* just as smart / motivated / intelligent as i think i am
* a freak in the bedroom
* can light up a room just by walking in
* can outcook me
* not annoyingseems like that's a lot to ask though :p
- mistermik0
pmt free months.
can't wait till shes 55+
- Shepstar150
Cash
Cars
Chicks
Cheeseburgereverything with a c.
- Fungal_Bum0
I'm with chossy on this one. A voice of sense and reason in a sea of dribble and semen. Nice one.