Would you rather...
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- Jnr_Madison0
At least if I fucked Amy I might get high of of her fluids.
- bulletfactory0
amy; 5-10 years ago.
- you're bending the rules and being a pedo.Jnr_Madison
- shit - i thought she was in her mid 30sbulletfactory
- TheBlueOne0
Well I certainly wouldn't want to watch them have sex with each other.
*shudders
- Scissor sisters.brains
- that would be a snuff movie.Jnr_Madison
- d_rek0
- hahahahahahahJnr_Madison
- he is their scientific lovechildTark
- prince is not anyones lovechild. If he is, he is somehow his OWN lovechild.d_rek
- you make a convincing point. somehowTark
- Tark0
Sandra Bernhardt btw
- MrOneHundred0
1. gimme a time machine
2. gimme a sex change and erase any sense of taste, dignity and then my memory. And wash me thoroughly in one of those radioactive decontamination showers – silkwood style.
- Nairn0
No.
- Just.. no.Nairn
- If your life depended on it????Jnr_Madison
- you could wear 3 condoms and a mummy suit.Tark
- No.
http://www.khalisi.c…Nairn - So you would rather die?Jnr_Madison
- I would actually rather physically die than have any involvement with either of their likely noxious fannies.Nairn
- I bet they have teeth.
Winehouse's might be missing a few, and the remaining'll be yellow and rotten too.Nairn - i think what Nairn is saying is....
No. It is his right as human to say no.Tark - Belching sulphurously.Nairn
- Exactly, Tark.
I'd rather be waterboarded.Nairn
- Wolfboy0
Winehouse is in my Deadpool list - I'm figuring that she might go 'overboard' with the celebrations when that degenerate husband of hers gets out.
Big points for me that day.
- who else made the list?Tark
- Randy 'Macho Man' Savage, Prince Philip, Richard Dawkins, Sir Bobby Robson, Ray Bradbury, Robert Mugabe, Patrick Swayze, and my only points - Paul NewmanWolfboy
- Patrick Swayze, and my only points - Paul NewmanWolfboy
- Pete Doherty in there?5timuli
- nah, I went for one of the two. also, the points work thusly: 1 point for every year younger than 100 the person is when they shuffle off. that way you don't get people picking ten 95 year olds.Wolfboy
- that way you don't get people picking ten 95 year olds.Wolfboy
- dog_opus0
Yeah, I'm gonna go with celibacy here. Unless there's money and a memory-wipe involved.
- Clearly I am more desperate for sex than you. (see above)MrOneHundred
- lol I should have read all the responses first (I never do). Great minds and all...dog_opus
- janne760
i think i'd rather have my weener cut off and flee to a monastry...
- Nairn0
I think I'd rather have Janne's weener cut off and have him sent to a monastery.
- Llyod0
why does she have tattoos of a bunch of chicks?
- d_rek0
I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my prideI want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite holeI want a darling little jewish princess
Who dont shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee thats snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twistI want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites