"It's not contagious"
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- Gucci
Ahhhh ... it's that time of year again.
*cough cough cough*
The time of year when everyone becomes an expert on the degree of contagiousness of their illness.
Rules: Wash your hands regularly and for the love of God, cover their mouth when hacking up a lung.
- ian0
Jesus, where do you work?
- flavorful0
Aye-men. Last year was the first time in my life I ever got continually sick. Turned out my body was telling me to go to the doctor's as I had appendicitis and all the tell-tale signs which weakned my immune system something ridiculous, haha.
I know a lot of people who already have colds and sinus infections - it's ridiculous.
- Bluejam0
illness prevention kit is go!
- flavorful0
We have a person at our work whom we call "Typhoid Mary" (name held to protect the guilty) because she comes to work whenever she is sick thinking she is like some kind of hero but then ends up taking down like 5 other people all the time.
I've told people to go home before (almost to the point where I've gotten angry with them), and I've told my boss that I'm working from home a few times until people would either not come in when they are sick or what.
I don't care about them not thinking about other people.
I care about them not thinking about me.
- Mimio0
I know!!!!!!!! It's happening already.
- Gucci0
Everyone in my office is sick and I leave on vacation today - so of course, I'm starting to get it myself.
I work with the fucking outbreak monkey.
- Gucci0
look at the wee fucker taking it from the back.
- BuddhaHat0
My boss gets sinus surgery while he has stomach ulcers from coffee stress, and sleep deprivation, then come to works anyway with a shocker of a cold, which he won't take his pills for.
Aside from it being really frustrating having a sick boss all the time, I know it's not long before other people start getting it too...
- ukit0
*cough cough cough*
- cannonball0
cough.... coughcough...... coughcOUGHBLEAAAAACH *sprays blood everywhere*