dating tips
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- khan0
- Tark0
make sure their not bleeding then go down on them.
- ********0
This is all bollocks.
- Douglas0
First date, take them to an art museum, then out for a nice lunch. Next date, move in for the kill.
- MrOneHundred0
I don’t know if I like where this thread is going, even if i may be partly responsible for taking it there.
- Tark0
take her for some wine, if she doesn't like the wine then take her for some san pelegrino on ice with lime and then recite some poetry and ask her many questions about her youth. then recite some more poetry and pour some more san pelegrino. then take her to the park and lie in the sunshine and read her more poetry. then take her for some lunch and ceramic pottery painting then go back to the park and move in for the kill.
- Tark0
take her for some wine, if she doesn't like the wine then take her for some san pelegrino on ice with lime and then recite some poetry and ask her many questions about her youth. then recite some more poetry and pour some more san pelegrino. then take her to the park and lie in the sunshine and read her more poetry. then take her for some lunch and ceramic pottery painting then go home and hope she calls you the next day?
- Yep, that’s about right. Wait by the phone for the call that never comes. Call her and the...MrOneHundred
- ...get the “you’re a really nice guy, but...” speech. GOLD!!!MrOneHundred
- ********0
I wrote jevad some sound advice awhile back. I'll see if I can find it.
- ********0
Couldn't find the thread, but I think this is the second time I posted it, haha:
http://www.qbn.com/topics/435596…On second thought, these are not dating tips at all, haha.
- Douglas0
Take out the acoustic guitar and play them some Blackbird, then break out the weed. That seemed to be the approach of everyone I went to college with.
- Audria0
i feel sorry for the girls you guys take out.
- kelpie0
"QBN - dating tips"
^ come on now - most fail ever, seriously chaps, hahahaha
- akrokdesign0
have fun. if she don't laugh. move on.
- Amen.MSL
- for a sec. there i thought you where american. holly...crap. lol.akrokdesign
- Khurram0
my "date" tonight (via text):
She: Hey, you fancy catching up on Monday for drink/food or something?
He: I need to get my hair cut. Meet me xxxx at 6, you can keep me company.
She: Oooh ok, I can give you style tips!
He: Pfft, No.
She: :P