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- CALLES0
i'm also a master of weird compliments
out of no where
me:you know what before when i just knew you a little bit i really wanted to fuck the living crap out of you
her: HUH?
me; but i am lucky that you gave me a chance after we did to get to know you and i think now that you are a complete person and not only hot... love ya bye!
- Fariska0
her: still at work?
me: yeah, finishing a thing
her: do you know that is friaday, don't you?
me: yeah i do
her: and that is weekend and we got plenty of time for us
[runs home]
- ********0
her: I'd totally fuck Christian Bale. He's on the safe list for cheating with celebrities.
me: Ok, I get Famke Janssen then.~ two weeks later we both walk by Famke Janssen randomly ~
her: *grabs my arm and holds on tight, pressing cheek to shoulder*
- I'd do both.Jaline
- And ...rson
- at the same time?locustsloth
- you would do christian bale and Famke Janssen JALINE?!?!?!?CALLES
- haha... like you had a chance anyway (no offence).ETM
- behave!CALLES
- My "And .." was amined at CB?rson
- I like both, yes, CALLES.Jaline
- hahah im sure i had no chance. but it was cute that she was worried********
- Yeah, that's adorable.
It's always weird to me that you guys can see celebs every where.Jaline - Big city 'ballin********
- mmm famke. love her.barbtastic
- I know...Jaline
- FIVE190
10 months ago....
After a long day at I came home kept working.Her: We need to talk
Me: Sure whats up
Her: I want a divorce
Me: Peace!- way to bring down the party!rson
- Divorce is too easy, fucker her. Fake your taxes and make her support your ass.mikotondria3
- barbtastic0
meltoni- yr trying too hard. stop being so nice. always keep him wanting more. always.
- true. He'll be as much of an 'uncommitted' jerk as you'll let him. Be around less.mikotondria3
- hey, it's Barb! Where have you been?Jaline
- Being a tease?rson
- it's good to miss him, too. xplosions!barbtastic
- you know itCALLES
- being a tease is essential...but remember good puppies always get treatsbarbtastic
- blah blah blahrson
- i don't think i'm trying too hard. i'm just being me.meltoni
- CALLES0
meltoni... give me his number... i will make a call.. did i mentioned that my background if slavadorian... i'm down with ms13
- meltoni... give me his number... i will make a call.. did i mentioned that my background if slavadorian... i'm go down with ms13rson
- fail :(rson
- don't think so.meltoni
- if he ever finds out i'm writing about him here.... he'd kill me.meltoni
- your secret is safe here!rson
- ooooo ms13.
MS13 "We sort your relationship problems out"********
- Point50
*my cell phone rings...
me: Hello? Hey!... Oh nothing... (convo goes on for like 5 minutes; hang up.)--*2 minutes go by--
her: who was that?
me: uh, what?
her: on the phone a minute ago. It was some girl, I heard her voice. who was she and why is she calling you?
me: um, that was my mom- LOL********
- was it your mom? really?********
- hahhahh********
- yes, it was,Point5
- check your mail Point5.moveinspace
- Was your mom asking you a question about computers again?Jaline
- It also happens to me a lot. His mom keeps calling me all the time...OSFA
- LOL
- meltoni0
here is the thing...
i don't wanna stop being nice because that's who i am.
and i don't wanna stop being horny because that's how i am.
- don't stop being nice... just save it for someone who appreciates instead of uses it against youbarbtastic
- 15 QBN'ers just fell out of their chairs. Me included.amongthemasses
- eh. all girls are horny. i think the gist was how much of these traits and more you choose to reveal. think of it like a PR strategy.********
- strategy. these tabs are really pissing me off.********
- A lot of girls are horny, agreed.Jaline
- ALL girls are hornyscarabin_net
- CALLES0
WOWOWOWOW
PICS!!!
- ********0
me: how about, you and me.
her: nope.
- ********0
CALLES, on the pics I saw of you, i thought you where some guy like Johnny Depp in the movie Blow.
Take this as a compliment.
- oh, and you and ms13.. nah! you would have tattoos on your face! !********
- hahah... thanks.. of course i was kidding... those people are fuckedCALLES
- yes, but, Johnny Depp in Blow, is amazing, atleast in the beginning, at the end, he is screwed! so watch out!********
- tell me about it... i think i already passed through the worseCALLES
- he went to jail, with hallucinations. never saw the movie?********
- oh, and you and ms13.. nah! you would have tattoos on your face! !
- ********0
me: so...
her: nope.
- zerocool0
- ?
- CALLES0
so what happen now metoni
- section_0140
her: I'm making enchiladas for dinner, come over
me: splendid I'll be right over**after dinner
me: can we watch the f1 race I recorded instead of the dvd you want to watch?
her: sure
me: fucking Kimi, pass his him already
her: **initiates blow job
- meltoni0
just had to text him asking if he had a bottle opener at the new apartment. he laughed.
i also had to text him asking if i should bring my macbook over.
his agenda for tomorrow is spending time with me going through movabletype and wordpress. he wants to redo his website/portfolio using one of those. and guess what.... i'm the one doing the redo.
- barbtastic0
he is using you. you are his FB. not that that is a bad thing, but you are already emotionally attached. RUN!
- Or do the job and invoice him!rson
- charge him yr "friends and fuckbuddy" ratebarbtastic
- ********0
hes scoring whiskey, sex and a new portfolio for free
- Shit man when you but it that way I m kind of jealous :(rson
- barbtastic0
i need a man like that
- meltoni0
he's a nice kid. really.
and i don't mind investing.
and taking my background as consideration....
i'm pretty sure he's not using me.
and oh well.... even if he is.... at this point i don't mind.
not everybody makes me this happy as he does.- i smell disaster. watch yrself :D good luck.barbtastic
- you'll be fine meltonibolus
- come over tonight and I'll make you happy!! ;)OSFA