Office Cakes
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- CALLES
I just had ice cake in a cup cuz it melted... But gimme some good office cake stories.. I'm sure there has to be some out there...
For example me being weird and original and at times anti-social and hung over... i hate the whole "the boss wants to talk to you" thingy and then they try to surprise me with the cake... So what i do is that i pick them up in the morning myself, 2 of them(from a very good place, they are the best cakes of the whole year IMO) and then i gather everyone and i'm like "let go sing happy birthday" when they ask for who i blur out "ME!"
- killthefish0
I have a photo to post here but there's no way in hell I'll find it in time to remember why I was looking for it.
- CALLES0
what is it about?
- killthefish0
It'd ruin it to say it, and now even this much talk about it has already ruined it. So I'll just have to not bother looking now.
- Point50
I don't have any good office cake stories, but what I hate, is after the festivities there's always about 4-6 pieces of cake laying around... then, as the day progresses, those pieces of cake disappear... you can usually find the two plates of evidence on the cow's desks in accounting. HOWEVER, there's always that one piece of cake left. For some reason nobody wants to eat the piece; it slowly gets broken down over the remaining hours of the day, but never fully disapears. Is it because they think everyone else touched it? Or is it that nobody wants to look like the fattest fucker in the office once they get caught taking that last piece?
- mg330
CALLES, I am going to forever think of that post above when the words "eclectic ramble" pop into my mind.
- CALLES0
what about when other departments come and hijack the cake and then the fatties... or at least the people that can't afford to have another piece... raise hell
- killthefish0
Man, I'll tell you what, you guys must be in a different office than I ever am. I always eat the last piece. And the one before that.
- ninjasavant0
I opted out of my office birthday thing.
- so when is your birthday you dont want nothingCALLES
- I don't want to sing or be sung at.ninjasavant
- BattleAxe0
funny I am faced with this like every other week, sometimes people mainly the heavy ladies, bring in a cake just for the hell of it , when I say no to a piece it's like i shot JFK or something , i have to say no about 16 times till they get it.
- BattleAxe0
pretty much this is the scene , I do work with a bunch of programmers
- MSTRPLN0
People would steal snacks from my girlfriend's desk drawer at her office. Things hidden all the way at the back too. They were relentless, those office folk.
- was there any retaliation? and is she... you know... on the heavy side?CALLES
- No she's fit, she would keep some chocolate that her boss gave her from Germany in her deskMSTRPLN
- the other people in the office were beasts, & somehow smelled out her stash, then ate it all when she was goneMSTRPLN
- CRAZYCALLES
- peddy28isgreat0
Cakefarts and PuddingFarts?
