great movie lines
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- ian0
From two very different films:
"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!""There's a cello in your house now."
- Rocket Science was an AMAZING movie.threadpost
- Yeah, thought it was very good, though I could barely watch bits of it, it was so cringe-inducing.ian
- threadpost0
"There's so much wool in there, you could knit a sweater" - Porkys
"Ah hell Reggie, I'm gettin too old for this shit" - 48 Hours
"Not much further now! (said in best new england accent)" - Pet Cemeteryshit I could probably go all night. this is one of my problems, I am just a walking movie quote library
- threadpost0
"Those your skis?.......both of them?"
- monNom0
"there's no crying in baseball."
- Oh jesus, did you just quote 'a league of their own"?ian
- BOOOOO!threadpost
- oh crap. did I just know that without having to look it up?ian
- I'm not pulling any punches tonight.monNom
- ian0
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me"
- monNom0
"Inconceivable.
--You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means."
- ian0
Directed at monNom:
"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! "
- ian0
"What we got here... is a failure... to communicate"
- some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here today, which is the way he wannss it.Fungal_Bum
- Lawless0
"Go check out the snowcat Wendy"!
- ukit0
You kill anybody?
A few cops.
No real people?
Just cops.
- differenz0
What the fuck is this?
- What, you won't take a personal check?
No, I won't take a fucking personal check. Get the fuck out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch!
~ Southland Tales
- ukit0
It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another.
- BannedKappa0
From the movie Closer...
Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
- JerseyRaindog0
"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
Dr Strangelove, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.
- nikdaum0
"Get your ass to Mars!" -Total Recal
"Get your ass off Mars!" -Total Recall 2: Kuato of Solace
- matt310
60% of the time it works 100% of the time
- ukit0
"I'm too drunk to fap."
-QBN the movie
- Mzansi_Madame0
Luke, I am your father.
- ********0
I look good,
I mean really good,
Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!Will Farrell, Anchorman
- invisiblechamber0
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
- god damn brilliant!nib101
- http://www.youtube.c…invisiblechamber
- Good Will Hunting?JerseyRaindog