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Today is April 3, 2019. Donald Trump is still alive.
- colin_s-1
i have printed out bumper stickers and campaign signs and am beginning a run for office in 2022.
- and if you don't laugh at this it's because you're the punchline.colin_s
- It works as a verb and adjective.
Smart move!palimpsest - @palimpsest thanks, that's the idea - part of a text-based art series using two word phrases in PR campaign format to show how ambiguity decommodifies idealscolin_s
- what’s funny about this?monospaced
- @mono that lawn signs are branding and US liberalism has no ideology other than what it takes in language from the actual left. so it's an honest ad.colin_s
- & that PC culture is necessary for liberalism to survive because their only control is through dictating what words are OK, since they have no actual beliefs.colin_s
- Riiiiiight...scruffics
- That windy explanation of the punchline is how you know it was funny********
- @nb naw it's funny naturally to those who don't need it explained to them. it's like an adult joke that children don't get.colin_s
- Wow. Your explanation took a bad design and actually made it total shit design. Not funny or clevermonospaced
- You should be careful when talking about Obama around these parts, Colin.
He is the greatest president since Reagan after all.palimpsest - What's great about liberals is that they're so proud to point out they are liberals while being oblivious to what that means.palimpsest
- @mono it's not my fault american liberals are ignorant to their own politics in terms of the international spectrum, i'm just pointing it out.colin_s
- You seem to be trying. Sure. But this isn’t funny, nor is as clever as you think. It certainly doesn’t do what you intend.monospaced
- Ramanisky23
Just look at Cuckers face during tonights interview with Gaetz about his sex trafficking allegations.
- You can punch one face, which do you chose?garbage
- is Gaetz the guy from SNL weekend update?********
- Stop grassing me up Matt is Tucker's face.PhanLo
- just punch so hard you hit em both ez ggkaiyohtee
- Sounds like an entitled spoiled little shit with daddy issues_niko
- punch one motherfucker with the other motherfuckerneverscared
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- Akagiyama1
In 2005 or 2006, I was working at a bar, while at school. It was one of three bars at that school. Every Thursday late night, the law students would swarm the place. A few of them were really bad drunks. One night there was a student we'd had a problem with before. He was caught either pissing in a sorta private seating area, or groped one of the waitresses ass. He was confronted and a fight starts. The boyfriend of the waitress punches the guy in the face, and he gets dragged out the front. In the fracas, he grabs a server and gets him in a choke-hold.
We have him out and held down, but he won't release the server, and the police across the street aren't doing anything. So I grab both of his l legs, lift and spread them. I warn him that of he doesn't let go, I'm going to kick him in the nuts. He doesn't let go, and keeps going on about how he's gonna sue us and "do you know who my dad is?!" I warn him a second time to let go of the server. He still doesn't let go. So I gas pedaled him right in the dick. Hard. He doubles over and ask me why. I mean I warned him, it was pretty obvious why. The police finally jump into action and arrest him, drunk in public.
My friends and I would would always bring this story up from time to time, because of the way in which I resolved the situation and how bad of a night that dude had. It wasn't until a couple of months ago that I had finally connected the dots, after seeing a mug shot of Matt Gaetz. I've discussed it with two others involved in the incident and we're certain the guy was Matt Gaetz. Whenever he's pissing you off, just remember, Matt Gaetz had his dick curb stomped by a bartender, while getting thrown out of a bar.
- Lol.PhanLo
- Great story! and holy shit Fark is still around?dbloc
- i'd say this motherfucker should be shot into the sun but i don't want him to have the privilege of going to space.colin_s
- (i'm talking about Gaetz lol not akagiyama just for clarity)colin_s
- goldaliastime
- Now, hold on. A trip to the sun sounds kinda fun!Akagiyama
- colin_s-4
biden's gonna give stenographers pretending to be journalists enough to wax poetic about to distract from the fact this administration is doing the bare minimum to get things back to a point where people will stop caring about politics in public, so the united states can get back to falling apart without anyone on television getting anxiety over it.
- bare minimum? What the shit are you talking about?monospaced
- This is an odd takeFNP14
- gotta wait for the 100 days to passcolin_s
- we'll see - i could be wrong with this infrastructure bill - but usually once the 100 days have passed admins tend to tune down ambitioncolin_s
- covid has created a new dynamic where there's a lot of political capital up front and he's using it to push that which is cool, but it feels like an ACA situaticolin_s
- Funny way of saying he has a lot of trump damage to repair.monospaced
- breathe man, put down the internet, it'll helpkaiyohtee
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https://nymag.com/intelligencer/…
Wow people are not hesitating to share Matt Gaetz sex scandals and pervert dude shit.
Bragging about fucking teenagers? Showing coworkers nude pics of women on his phone to brag about fucking them? At work? In the House?
Yikes. Republicans!
- PhanLo1
T r U $ † t H é P l å N
-- Also 'Shooting of the day' nowPhanLo
- more like running over of the day, full retard moderenderedred
- 'Capitol cop is killed and another is injured by knife-wielding driver who mowed them down after breaching DC barricade before being shot dead'PhanLo
- https://i.ibb.co/NV4…Ramanisky2
- Nation of Islam dude apparently.PhanLo
- He was a NOI wingnut from Indiana.garbage
- Can't wait for the muslim hate threads to be fired up by our resident single-cells that don't know the difference between Islam and NOI.garbage
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Ok, Republicans,
You know you’re doing Satan’s work when Major League Baseball moves the All Star Game from your state because of your new voter suppression laws.
What’s more American than baseball and democracy?
Well at least we still have baseball.
- I doubt Holywood budges or Tyler Perry studios for that matter... we will see********
- I doubt Holywood budges or Tyler Perry studios for that matter... we will see
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Trump statement asks republicans to boycott major US corporations.
"It is finally time for Republicans and Conservatives to fight back—we have more people than they do—by far! Boycott Major League Baseball (MLB), Coca-Cola, Delta Airlines, JPMorgan Chase, ViacomCBS, Citigroup, Cisco, UPS, and Merck," the statement read.
Fucking hilarious to think of doofuses trying to figure out how they can boycott these. Y’all gonna skip the NASCAR Coca-Cola 600? Tell your doctor not to prescribe anything by Merck? LULZ.
“The only way to fight cancel culture is to cancel these companies!” - Trump, to idiots.
- hes just asking to get assasinated********
- either that or one of his braindead followers is going to do another stupid thing....prob with a gun********
- I mean, for real, no one thinks this is going to work (including him)********
- So' no more 10 diet cokes for mar a lardo?tank02
- hes just asking to get assasinated
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Former President Trump attempts to take down US businesses (aka job creators) in order to defend voter suppression.
Worst. President. Ever.
- neverscared1
- 100%renderedred
- brilliant politician but a total cunt.renderedred
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https://www.cnn.com/videos/polit…
Listen to Mitch McConnell explain how he thinks "corporations should stay out of politics." He actually calls these major corporations "stupid."
And then the next sentence, "I'm not talking about political contributions!"
Ok, so let me get this straight, Republicans: Corporations have the right to give money to political causes because you say money qualifies as free speech (this is literally your argument) but those same corporations should not weigh in on public issues.
In other words, you only like free speech in the form of $$$$$.
Republicans are scum bag hypocrites
- if it weren't for bad faith they'd have none...whatthefunk
- Krassy-10
- Does everyone in California go to the same plastic surgeon? They all end up looking similarly butcheredGnash
- Also, perfect choice to run that stateGnash
- yes and yesKrassy
- Thats a republican fyiGuyFawkes
- Mad that everyone's cool with that drug driving car crash. Ant n Dec style memory wipesPhanLo
- As long as theyre "woke" i guessGuyFawkes
- Butchered?! Jenner is not at all bad looking considering she's 71 and transitioned pretty late in life********
- having a reality TV star in office did not work last time because it was a manSocialJusticeWarrior
- ^Bobo is baaaaackzPhanLo
- LOL bobo!renderedred
- lolGuyFawkes
- neverscared1
Sebastian Kurz: From political wunderkind to rogue operator
A sweeping corruption investigation has destroyed the Austrian leader’s fresh-faced image.
https://www.politico.eu/article/…
Austria is so bad right now... like the tip of the douchebag really...
- pretty good listen though.neverscared
- lots of mafia rhetoric on the top...neverscared
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woooof
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- allthethings-1
- Wonder how much golf he's played since he took office?PhanLo
- newsmax, aka the republican onioncapn_ron
- Ohhhhhh burrrrrrnnnnnnnFNP14
- Lol @ downvotes, the typos and bad photoshop are pricelessallthethings
- lol @ shuffleboard on grassAkagiyama
