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- flashbender0
baby lampreys
- flashbender0
lampreys having a snack
- Jaline0
Someone off me.
- Is on an option?ismith
- What a poorly phrased joke. Please, someone off me too.ismith
- off you? what you mean? are you coming on to me again?********
- Is this about your mom or the lamreys? Maybe you could sick a lamprey on your momlocustsloth
- I don't know what I'm talking about. Today has been very boring.Jaline
- flashbender0
raaaaaaaaaar Feed me Seymour!
- unbelievable...********
- Why is that lamprey so disturbing to me?locustsloth
- kill itJaline
- JALINE! Shame on you. We can't go around killing things we don't like the look of! RE-ENGAGE WITH YOUR HINDI BACKSTORY GIRL!SkyPoo
- BACKSTORY GIRL!!
(APologies if that's approximately what yer mom is sayin to you, I meant it only in jest)SkyPoo
- unbelievable...
- flashbender0
lamprey porn
- ********0
i am gonna nap, all this is making me feeling sick in the tummy.
- ********0
for the first time i didnt ruin this thread. weird.
- No you still ruined it. The lampreys merely got an assistlocustsloth
- NO, let me have this one********
- The lampreys say they love Dinky and will abdicate this fail to him.locustsloth
- Don't forget to attend the Fail Rally in Septlocustsloth
- ********0
It also seems like Comcast went on vacation this weekend as well, me Internet is as slow as the slowsky's!
- ********0
Hi
- eighteen0
why are you all here, you should be in my thread naming my cat
- SkyPoo0
I've noticed a lot of people complainig how slow their internet is lately. I have a theory that I've held for a long time and often get derided for amongst my friends...
When they're bringing out a new computer, they have ways of making the one you've perfectly well for the last two years suddenly start spinning clocks and bumbling. Similarly, when they want to market the next generation of internet connection, they make the current one run as slowly as the previous one did. In that way, towards the end of its marketable life, Broadband reduces down to the speed and efficatiousness of 56k dial-up. This means that when 'megaband' hits, it seems demonstrably faster than broadband when in fact its almost the same as Broadband was at the beginning.
I could go on adding more words to this but maybe I've said enough.
- Oh sorry, this thread is about lampreys. Well... IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, DOESN'T IT, THAT I WAS RIGHT!SkyPoo
- ********0
you mean like they´re clogging the tubes? these bastards!
- SkyPoo0
They're more sophisticated than to use a potato. I think they've filled the tube with old syquest cartridges and scsi cables.