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- 5timuli0
The reason most of the logos suck is because the applicant cities can't use any Olympic references until they know they have the games. No rings, no torches, no flames.
- Actually it's because the designers are shite but you know what I mean... right?5timuli
- Cut out the first nine words and it makes sense.5timuli
- I'm just full of useful information, aren't I! And I'm talking to myself in the notes again.5timuli
- Wow, Dean Cain's really let himself go.5timuli
- Ooh, that guy had a scorpion in his zombie head!5timuli
- ...Jaline
- Don't stopukit
- Sorry, I have to go spank my monkey. But only after I drain my lizard.5timuli
- A special army ops team is in Columbia for some reason, goes into a wooden shack and are attacked by a couple of zombies. These army guys are not very good as the one guy the zombies jumps on starts yelling "get them off me, get them off me." As far as he knows, they're just two dudes who jumped on him. They're not big or imposing guys, yet for some reason, he's terrified. One of the army guys has a pony tail, so there's not a lot of army regulations being followed here.
Later, Dean Cain wakes up in an...5timuli - These army guys are not very good as the one guy the zombies jumps on starts yelling "get them off me, get them off me." As far as he knows, they're just two dudes who jumped on him. They're not big or imposing guys, yet for some reason, he's terrified. One of the army guys has a pony tail, so there's not a lot of army regulations being followed here.
Later, Dean Cain wakes up in an army morgue covered in baby powder. He's supposed to be dead, but wakes up and has a conversation with the coroner, who doesn't act...5timuli - as he knows, they're just two dudes who jumped on him. They're not big or imposing guys, yet for some reason, he's terrified. One of the army guys has a pony tail, so there's not a lot of army regulations being followed here.
Later, Dean Cain wakes up in an army morgue covered in baby powder. He's supposed to be dead, but wakes up and has a conversation with the coroner, who doesn't act all that surprised. Suddenly, he screams in pain and yells "My arm hurts!" As we all do when we get a sudden pain, he reaches over for...5timuli - terrified. One of the army guys has a pony tail, so there's not a lot of army regulations being followed here.
Later, Dean Cain wakes up in an army morgue covered in baby powder. He's supposed to be dead, but wakes up and has a conversation with the coroner, who doesn't act all that surprised. Suddenly, he screams in pain and yells "My arm hurts!" As we all do when we get a sudden pain, he reaches over for a scalpel and cuts his arm open (a scorpion crawls out).
Cut to a super hot "doctor" that no one in a million...5timuli - Later, Dean Cain wakes up in an army morgue covered in baby powder. He's supposed to be dead, but wakes up and has a conversation with the coroner, who doesn't act all that surprised. Suddenly, he screams in pain and yells "My arm hurts!" As we all do when we get a sudden pain, he reaches over for a scalpel and cuts his arm open (a scorpion crawls out).
Cut to a super hot "doctor" that no one in a million years believes she attended a day of medical school. For some reason we get a shot of her in the...5timuli - conversation with the coroner, who doesn't act all that surprised. Suddenly, he screams in pain and yells "My arm hurts!" As we all do when we get a sudden pain, he reaches over for a scalpel and cuts his arm open (a scorpion crawls out).
Cut to a super hot "doctor" that no one in a million years believes she attended a day of medical school. For some reason we get a shot of her in the shower. There's no nudity, nor does the scene have anything to do with anything, but it shows that super hot "doctors" do in fact,...5timuli - As we all do when we get a sudden pain, he reaches over for a scalpel and cuts his arm open (a scorpion crawls out).
Cut to a super hot "doctor" that no one in a million years believes she attended a day of medical school. For some reason we get a shot of her in the shower. There's no nudity, nor does the scene have anything to do with anything, but it shows that super hot "doctors" do in fact, shower.
Now she's talking to the baby powdered Dean Cain who informs them the pony tail army guy is now a...5timuli - Cut to a super hot "doctor" that no one in a million years believes she attended a day of medical school. For some reason we get a shot of her in the shower. There's no nudity, nor does the scene have anything to do with anything, but it shows that super hot "doctors" do in fact, shower.
Now she's talking to the baby powdered Dean Cain who informs them the pony tail army guy is now a zombie and walking around. They find him in a kitchen fighting with Guy Torrey. Two people get killed after a fight (these zombies fight)...5timuli - a shot of her in the shower. There's no nudity, nor does the scene have anything to do with anything, but it shows that super hot "doctors" do in fact, shower.
Now she's talking to the baby powdered Dean Cain who informs them the pony tail army guy is now a zombie and walking around. They find him in a kitchen fighting with Guy Torrey. Two people get killed after a fight (these zombies fight) and Guy says "who's going to clean this up?" There's no amazement that dead people came back to life, that they were trying to kill him,...5timuli - hot "doctors" do in fact, shower.
Now she's talking to the baby powdered Dean Cain who informs them the pony tail army guy is now a zombie and walking around. They find him in a kitchen fighting with Guy Torrey. Two people get killed after a fight (these zombies fight) and Guy says "who's going to clean this up?" There's no amazement that dead people came back to life, that they were trying to kill him, there's no other army guys coming in after all the noise, there's no questions as to why Dean Cain has baby powder all over him...5timuli - informs them the pony tail army guy is now a zombie and walking around. They find him in a kitchen fighting with Guy Torrey. Two people get killed after a fight (these zombies fight) and Guy says "who's going to clean this up?" There's no amazement that dead people came back to life, that they were trying to kill him, there's no other army guys coming in after all the noise, there's no questions as to why Dean Cain has baby powder all over him or even any questions why an army guy has a long pony tail. Just one-liners....5timuli
- Two people get killed after a fight (these zombies fight) and Guy says "who's going to clean this up?" There's no amazement that dead people came back to life, that they were trying to kill him, there's no other army guys coming in after all the noise, there's no questions as to why Dean Cain has baby powder all over him or even any questions why an army guy has a long pony tail. Just one-liners. This was as far as I could watch. It was literally unbearable.
I only have the two-disks at a time plan with Netflix and I...5timuli - dead people came back to life, that they were trying to kill him, there's no other army guys coming in after all the noise, there's no questions as to why Dean Cain has baby powder all over him or even any questions why an army guy has a long pony tail. Just one-liners. This was as far as I could watch. It was literally unbearable.
I only have the two-disks at a time plan with Netflix and I wasted one on this garbage. I'm an idiot.5timuli - there's no questions as to why Dean Cain has baby powder all over him or even any questions why an army guy has a long pony tail. Just one-liners. This was as far as I could watch. It was literally unbearable.
I only have the two-disks at a time plan with Netflix and I wasted one on this garbage. I'm an idiot.5timuli - pony tail. Just one-liners. This was as far as I could watch. It was literally unbearable.
I only have the two-disks at a time plan with Netflix and I wasted one on this garbage. I'm an idiot.5timuli - I wished I'd read this review before I sat through two hours of it on SciFi.5timuli
- ukit0
This shows all of the logos in the past 100 years. It's interesting how the concept of having a simple "logo" didn't really exist in the same way early on.
- ukit0
- imnotadesigner0
- One of my favourites (at first glance) from the other logo pageJaline
- it just makes sense doesn't it?imnotadesigner
- Not a horrible concept, but shitty executionukit
- this is trueimnotadesigner
- the L is way to think, and they could have chosen a better font for the 2012imnotadesigner
- meant to say way to *thickimnotadesigner
- better than the one they chose********
- just a design gag, shite********
- it's thing because it is big ben********
- there is something off about it, I agree, but it could've been perfectedJaline
- imnotadesigner0
- They got the mascots right, for sure. Still disappointed by the logo, but let's hope the opening ceremony is good.Jaline
- I'd like to go...imnotadesigner
- copycat many japan anime
boycott them******** - maybe the illustrator was japaneseimnotadesigner
- who cares? Vancouver is multicultural.Jaline
- ********0
Who the hell designed the 2010 Vancouver Olympic.
Should just jump off the bridge. Or come to daddy and give them a big spank.
UGLY Stuff!
- VectorMasked0
The winner who did that 2010 logo is a tiny shop in downtown Vancity.
They *proudly* display the logo at the entrance... for obvious reasons... aside from this logo... they don't do any memorable work. in fact some of it stinks.Besides the whole 2010 logo was based on a contest that was even open to design students.
Thank god (at least), after that logo was chosen, the committee went with better designers for every single other thing.
- I agree. The logo is so important, but at least most of the other stuff is designed well.Jaline
- ********0
- omgitsacamera0
- can they still revert to the torch after they get it?omgitsacamera
- nikdaum0
Man that London logo makes me wretch every time I see it.
- ********0
let's hope they redo the london logo
- PromotionalUseOnly0
don't actually mind the logo too much... but the video they had for the closing ceremony / handover was cringeful
- I liked the first 5 seconds of the video then it went terrible....fast.Jnr_Madison
- ********0
- it's lovelyJaline
- i have been there. unborn.invisiblechamber









