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As I was on my way back from lunch with a senator regarding potential future legislation, I realized something. Maybe the people of QBN actually don't want to hear about my seven figure salary. Perhaps they're not interested in knowing about my $2.4m Manhattan apartment, my cabin in Aspen, or the new Bugatti parked outside of my condo in LA. It's possible that they're tired of hearing about my black patent calf leather shoes from Hugo Boss, my tailored Armani suit or my slightly dated gold Rolex watch.
Could this be the case or am I way off base here?
- babaganush0
Get a life sad c**t. Enough
- locustsloth0
You are spot on. This is the case.
- D_Dot0
I don't wanna miss a minute of it to be honest.
- capsize0
the unexamined life etc
- CALLES0
i think i figured you out a long time ago... and i think the problem is that you have a very small penis and have to make up for it... how big is it really? I feel sympathy for you honestly
- D_Dot0
However... nothing short of a pic of you holding a laptop with QBN on it, in front of two or more of the above mentioned items will convince me it's true.
- grunttt0
i print out all of your post and put them in my "One Day" journal.
- nicnichols0
Only Seven Figures? Thats it?
..wow.. I would have pegged you at way into the 8 figures..
- Spookyhome0
"shoes from Hugo Boss"
Haha, you really have absolutely no idea at all about luxury goods.
"My Tailored Armani Suit"
Armani is the absolute king of non-tailored, deconstructed suits. Calvin Klein is even a better suit than Armani for your purposes.
What's really tragic about you is that aside from causing a breif period of apoplectic rage on here, you're a really lame troll, and we all pity you immensely at this point.
Name a Bugatti other than the two obvious ones you'll find on Google.
- I've been saying this fromday one, but no one will listen to me.TheBlueOne
- cannonball0
I was leaving the bar after someone got bottled in the face to wash the blood off my neck in the bathroom at the gas station next door when I suddenly realized: maybe the people of QB are too classy to "get drinks" at a place like Mars Bar, where the bartenders get high on PCP and throw barware at the blades while they are running. Maybe I should comb my hair and use shampoo, and do my laundry instead of freeballing it in the subway. Those holes that are worn into the crotch of my jeans are nice and ventilating, but I don't think people like to catch a glimpse at "Octegenarian Humpty Dumpty" peekng out of the denim tear.
- scrap_paper0
LOL. I can't help but laugh at this.
- utopian20
I ❤ LLYOD
- utopian20
I ❤ BRYCE
- utopian20
I ❤ HEDGE
- utopian20
I ❤ OBAMA
- Spookyhome0
"i'm not sure if i prefer your "hedge" posts or your "jamaljenkins" posts"
I'm not sure why anyone would put so much time and effort into either, if its one and the same person then that's more tragic and pitiful than is humanly possible.
I'm also still not sure why QBN protects this guy who is clearly not for the good of the site ... I'm also not sure why nobody ever questions that fact, aside from the fear of being banned for daring to ask.
Welcome to QBNingrad.
- I questioned it Tim, and got warned and my posts edited about that twatty Bryce kid.mrdobolina
- Indeed.TheBlueOne
- scrap_paper0
Love is a burnin' thing,
and it makes,
a fiery ring.
- dirtydesign0
I pissed all over your Bugatti a few nights ago.
Smell your hand...