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- ThirdEngine
Some one show me badass resumes I need help making one. Like i know some of you go in and get jobs on just how your resume looks fuck the the text on it. Lets see the hotness.
- ********0
no, it does actually matter what text you have on it.
- yup********
- and the hotness you put on it. too :) eww. hahah j/kIggyboo
- yup
- 7point340
DEY TUUKAR JEHBS!!!
- ********0
show him a resume that makes him shout FUCK YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!
- 23kon0
put photos of any Tatts you have on the cover.
Tatts FACKIN RAWK!!!!!! And ANY employer reading your CV will KNOW that you rawwwwk before even OPENING your resume.
- Sad part is that he was probably established in 1988, but was born in 1989.********
- Well, more sad part.
That is quite ridiculous.********
- Sad part is that he was probably established in 1988, but was born in 1989.
- D_Dot0
Fuck YA!
- head shot is crucial!D_Dot
- Nah son, the inner bevel WITH drop shadow!********
- and FUCK GRIDS!D_Dot
- I think the iron cross shows this guy means businessd_rek
- i'm loving the red text on grey, it's so easy to read, brilliant.scribbler
- im hypnotizing you as you read my cv, look into my eyespeterorpete
- DONT FORGET PHOTOS OF TATTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23kon
- metal logos are a selling pointKwesiJ
- Thats a killer C.V, maybe literality********
- ian0
Learn a trick or two to wow them in the interview
- ********0
I tell girls that want to be Pharmaceutical Reps that they should most definitely put head shots with their resume. No one listens to me.
- Probably because that's my "in" with girls when I overhear the rare conversation about this.********
- Probably because that's my "in" with girls when I overhear the rare conversation about this.
- jonatne0
You are Gob?
- ********0
fuck the the text on it. Lets see the hotness.
Sounds like a good start. People ever read the text anyway, I would also put some Mobile text on the C.V for coolness?
- 23kon0
During the interview, show your potential employer any saucy photos youve got on your phone that have been sent by ex's or random chicks from the internet.
The dude interviewing you will farkin' love it and will definitely think about employing you as you seem in there with the fanny.
Dont forget to show him any Tatts you have!!
- scribbler0
I once interviewed this guy and he had a personal project he wanted to show, great, love personal projects. He continued to explain that all his mates had STD's so he thought he'd design a brochure to hand out to his friends and educate them all. Brilliant.....
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hope you didnt shake his hand at the end of interview :S23kon
- hahaha
- stoplying0
Hang brain in your interview. See if they catch it, and if they do just tell them you sat in some hairy gum.
- lackofcolor0
obviously you'd send a video resume. this is 2008
example:
- ThirdEngine0
wow, I'm sure that guy got a rawwwkin job with his midevil resume.
