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- ThirdEngine
Some one show me badass resumes I need help making one. Like i know some of you go in and get jobs on just how your resume looks fuck the the text on it. Lets see the hotness.
- Jaline0
Are you 12?
- 7point340
DEY TUUKAR JEHBS!!!
- Dr_Rand0
show him a resume that makes him shout FUCK YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!
- D_Dot0
- head shot is crucial!D_Dot
- Nah son, the inner bevel WITH drop shadow!flavorful
- and FUCK GRIDS!D_Dot
- I think the iron cross shows this guy means businessd_rek
- i'm loving the red text on grey, it's so easy to read, brilliant.scribbler
- im hypnotizing you as you read my cv, look into my eyespeterorpete
- DONT FORGET PHOTOS OF TATTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23kon
- metal logos are a selling pointKwesiJ
- Thats a killer C.V, maybe literalityroundabout
- stoplying0
Yeah are headshots standard on resumes in Europe???
- and TATTS! (they farkin' RAWK!)23kon
- YES, you must comply with the head shot.roundabout
- ian0
- roundabout0
fuck the the text on it. Lets see the hotness.
Sounds like a good start. People ever read the text anyway, I would also put some Mobile text on the C.V for coolness?
- 23kon0
During the interview, show your potential employer any saucy photos youve got on your phone that have been sent by ex's or random chicks from the internet.
The dude interviewing you will farkin' love it and will definitely think about employing you as you seem in there with the fanny.
Dont forget to show him any Tatts you have!!
- scribbler0
I once interviewed this guy and he had a personal project he wanted to show, great, love personal projects. He continued to explain that all his mates had STD's so he thought he'd design a brochure to hand out to his friends and educate them all. Brilliant.....
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hope you didnt shake his hand at the end of interview :S23kon
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- stoplying0
Hang brain in your interview. See if they catch it, and if they do just tell them you sat in some hairy gum.
- lackofcolor0
obviously you'd send a video resume. this is 2008
example:
- ThirdEngine0
wow, I'm sure that guy got a rawwwkin job with his midevil resume.