QBN Dating Thread
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- dog_opus0
Ah, jeez, I always miss the dating thread...
- Miss it before PonyBoy steers it off of a cliff, that is.dog_opus
- yeah... but we're still alive... aren't we?...
... is this... ...heaven?PonyBoy - if you say this is Iowa... i'll punch your mom in the throat.PonyBoy
- My Mom is married to governor of Iowa. Get back into the car, mister.dog_opus
- And yes, this is heaven. BIZARRO HEAVEN!dog_opus
- bizarro QBN heaven?... where I'm finally surrounded by republicans?PonyBoy
- matt310
so in conclusion, there are 2 women on qbn and a shit load of single dudes. meh, just like the bar in my opinion.
- brains0
Well, if we want to get down to brass tacks.
I cook.
I can eat.
I can drink.
I am sensitive.
I've never had scurvey.
I don't try to sneak in butt secks.
I create responses on QBN that are that
weird type of poetry that just creates a shape
I can't remember what they are called. But to throw
some chips on the table I will say that I don't have a criminal
record. Yet. But you'd better watch out, because I'll steal your heart.
- jonatne0
^^^
Way more effort than i would have ever put out for you.
- meok0
I got money if you got pussy.
- yeah, you are probably not the only one here that has to pay for sex********
- yeah, you are probably not the only one here that has to pay for sex
- Jaline0
Any progress?
- ********0
- I love this shot. It is like a scene out of a Lynch film.********
- I love this shot. It is like a scene out of a Lynch film.
- kelpie0
Ok, I have good genes, half of Canada is named after me, I can cook fish, I'm in.
offers starting at £250 ph
- pantyhose?Jaline
- pubic hair?Jaline
- ok if you don't have the 250 you could at least come up with a more reasonable counter offer Jkelpie
- Your name is Ada?detritus
- i had no idea half of canada was called simon.********
- I'm bad with this "dating" thing...Jaline
- Haha, that's what I was thinking Nairn.********
- haha, that is definitely something flavorful would say :PJaline
- yeah, laugh it up guys. You'll see one day when I take my rightful crown across the waterkelpie
- By the time you finish swimming, you'll have larger muscles. Then maybe more girls will be waiting!Jaline
- (ok, offers revised to a packet of jelly babies, tits and a smile)
?kelpie - by the time I swim across the atlantic those waiting girls will be about 60, jalinekelpie
- and those auld chicks, they go for anythingkelpie
- In my mind, you have powers. Would you work with me here!?Jaline
- Actually, your sad ways will probably be attractive to girls too....maybe...Jaline
- Just ask emo?...********
- ach, I'm not really sad, not much.kelpie
- ********0
I can cook and iron, she has to be perfect ;)
- ********0
tried it more than once...
- always ended in tears.********
- or at least black eyeskelpie
- She couldn't handle it, eh?Jaline
- whose?********
- kelpies********
- Well, that's nice to know.Jaline
- What do you tell a broad with two black eyes?...********
- yeah, he's great at first, but then the endless mood swings and lack of attention really put a boy off, y'know?kelpie
- Nothing you haven't told her twice.Jaline
- [get back in the kitchen or I'll slug you again] ?kelpie
- I messed that up.
Nothing, you told her twice.
Something like that.Jaline - hahaha damn it yea Jaline got it right the second time. My old AA came in to bust my balls about time sheets.********
- She left with two black eyes.********
- always ended in tears.
- ********0
is this a gay dating thread? Bunch of dudes....
- not that there is anything wrong with that.********
- *flops willy on morilla's forehead*detritus
- who's willy?kelpie
- I'm fine with it...Jaline
- <queue Abbot and Costellokelpie
- Good point. My penis is called Horatio McTavish III so I've got no idea.detritus
- Sorry, Willy.
Or, Sorry willy - I never can remember.detritus - It's only after the event that I wonder why I write things like this.detritus
- be gentle********
- not that there is anything wrong with that.
- BattleAxe0
Pothead looking for a lady to smoke out everynight , that can roll burrito joints and make burritos afterwards , must like blunts and be able to clean an oz of shwag , i shotgun on the first date
- 7point340
gay dating thread? hot damn! didn't realize...
*braids ass hair
- Mal0
- CALLES0
damn it... late for the parteeeee
29/m/single/south beach/8'/humble/great looking/charming/funny/6'2".185p... flowy hair/intrucive eyes/local celebrity/super humble