QBN Dating Thread

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  • kelpie0

    Ok, I have good genes, half of Canada is named after me, I can cook fish, I'm in.

    offers starting at £250 ph

    • pantyhose?Jaline
    • pubic hair?Jaline
    • ok if you don't have the 250 you could at least come up with a more reasonable counter offer Jkelpie
    • Your name is Ada?detritus
    • i had no idea half of canada was called simon.
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    • I'm bad with this "dating" thing...Jaline
    • Haha, that's what I was thinking Nairn.
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    • haha, that is definitely something flavorful would say :PJaline
    • yeah, laugh it up guys. You'll see one day when I take my rightful crown across the waterkelpie
    • By the time you finish swimming, you'll have larger muscles. Then maybe more girls will be waiting!Jaline
    • (ok, offers revised to a packet of jelly babies, tits and a smile)
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      kelpie
    • by the time I swim across the atlantic those waiting girls will be about 60, jalinekelpie
    • and those auld chicks, they go for anythingkelpie
    • In my mind, you have powers. Would you work with me here!?Jaline
    • Actually, your sad ways will probably be attractive to girls too....maybe...Jaline
    • Just ask emo?...
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    • ach, I'm not really sad, not much.kelpie

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