panic room
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- Llyod
how common is it for a house to have a panic room? what sort of equipment should go in one? are there companies that specialize in these?
- sea_sea0
not common, get a bat.
- doesnotexist0
secure phone line, food, blankets, something to piss/shit in.
- Jnr_Madison0
I thought you'd think of yourself to be man enough to deal with any situation? Or is this really about wanting a room where you won't be disturbed when the handsome club meets for their weekly bukkake session?
- Llyod0
fuck I would hangout here all night playing videogames
- Yep, looks amazingukit
- that looks like a pool table in the corner...robotron3k
- pooltable/cot hybrid... fucking genius!Point5
- ping pong table too.sea_sea
- doesnotexist0
paranoid?
- ukit0
Has someone been threatening you Llyod?
- airey0
they used to be called bomb shelters, but thanks to vertical living people had to use closets. so what you're asking is, are their companies that will help you get into the closet lloyd, yeah?
- ********0
the best panic room would be that big desert vehicle somebody posted last week
- airey0
wasn't there a film named something similar?
- Jnr_Madison0
Llyod is Jodie Foster?
- Llyod0
I could watch everything that happens in the house. I could even make porno w/o consent! the potential is there.
- moldero0
my whole house is a panic room (we have to living in Culiacan)
- ********0
For the rich and scared, GMS UK install panic rooms constructed with reinforced steel sheeting, eight-inch concrete walls and only one opening with a steel door and special locking systems, equipped with a video monitor, separate telephone line or mobile phone, communication system, fresh air supply and heating, first aid kit, fire extinguishers and alarm keypad all powered by a small generator and emergency lighting in the event of disconnection of power supply and many more.
Price – they are a little cagey about the price because specifications vary so widely, and my thinking is “If you have to ask.........”
- Llyod0
thanks but I'd need one for the US
- Llyod0
here's the tally so far:
expensive cars
super futuristic home w/panic/safe room
small armory
hot model girlfriend/meat puppet (probably adriana lima)
real estate investments that I'll let family live in
blue chip stocks
microsoft stock
- Llyod0
hey babe, can you get me a beer?
- grunttt0
i have a panic basement. it's full of beer. when the beer gets low, I panic.
- ********0
I fail to see your point, Lloyd.
Panic rooms,
Huge fish-ponds,
Porsches...Are you driving out your life from a magazine?