Dog Beer
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if i didnt know better, i would think that it was made with dogs
- CALLES0
does it come with condoms for having sex with dog?
- wow. way to take to 11 right out of the gate.flashbender
- if the dog drinks enough, you wont need a condomjonatne
- zzzinnngCALLES
- this is a dinky thread, after all********
- flashbender0
mmmmm porridge made from babies.
- flashbender0
what makes it dog beer?
speaking of that - I'm walking my dog the other other day and this guy drinking a 40 on his front porch yells "hey, nice dog! How much beer can it drink?"
and I say "???"
and he says "How much beer can your dog drink before it throws up?"
and I say "I have no idea"
then he says, "man, dogs love beer"
So from that I determine that all beer is dog beer.
- how did you say '???' did you say question mark, question mark, question mark? or did you hold up a sign?********
- I hold a sign over my headflashbender
- how did you say '???' did you say question mark, question mark, question mark? or did you hold up a sign?
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- Point50
In college my roommate had a pit bull (named Primo). we'd go to parties and bring Primo along and just tie him up out in the front yard. After a while people would start giving him beer. It got to the point where this dog would drink a whole 40 every party; his "40 piss" would be hilarious to watch... he'd piss so long he'd almost fall over from fatigue of standing on 3 legs too long.
- ********0
- i've had this kids soda before. it does look like beer but tastes like cream soda.hellnorr
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- CALLES0
- kill itflashbender
- this dog farts in his owner's mouth while he sleepsninjasavant
- pretty sure it does worse than that. Look at that things face - it is so pissed and embarassedflashbender
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- CALLES0
i heard about cocaine for dogs too
- bulletfactory0
we buy 'happy tail ale' for our pup occasionally........though he usually gets the swill at the end of my drinks.
- dog_opus0
Sometimes I think my dog could use a beer.
- ********0
baby beer
