Who has a criminal record?
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- mg330
My cousin.
- detritus0
The panopticon rises.
- smaller words pleaseflashbender
- indubitablydetritus
- mmmm yes, quite, quite
puffs big-word pipe.flashbender
- utopian10
McCain
- flashbender0
who doesn't have a criminal record is a better question.
- KwesiJ0
i do :D
- Llyod0
I just looked up a friend of mine who's a felon in michigan and he showed up clean. pos service
- instrmntl0
holla!
- ukit0
Some guy with the exact same name as me did some shit. It's not me, I swear.
- bliznutty0
EXPUNGED
- TheDrago0
got cuffed for public urination in Philadelphia, so you better watch out!
- mg330
Found my cousin, he has 3 DUI's and is actually about to go to jail for between 2 - 10 years. I didn't know he had two bodily assault charges against a family member.
- CALLES0
Aye
- detritus0
Cool.. my family in America appears to consist of quite a few drunks and traffic offenders. I'm so proud of my cousins across the sea.
What does 'LESS THAN 65 IN 55 / WASTE OF FINITE RESOURCES' mean? I love the "Waste of finite resources" bit - that's a very dystopian-sounding offence!
- flavorful0
My Criminal and STD Sheets are both clean.
- KwesiJ0
this is all fine and dandy but what really matters is finding out who is a Commie
- blackfrancis0
I'm in there for going 39 in a 30 - and paying my ticket (admit of guilt). I'm quite the felon.