The Ultimate Troll
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- Llyod
I've devised the ultimate troll for YH. A troll so powerful and done in such bad taste that all others will be cast asunder. I would launch this troll but I am no longer welcome at YH. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. It you are into trolling as a sport this may be for you. You may contact via AIM at bionicchopshop.
- ********0
yeah great idea, ruin another forum
- omgitsacamera0
Llyod = Hedge
Need I say more?
- locustsloth0
Please tell me it's not the GraftedDevil guy
- jfletcher0
Seriously, wtf man?
- Llyod0
don't be a baby, Yayhooray was ruined two years ago. I have no trolls on qbn
- Tark0
Llyod, spend half as much time on QBN and the other half making a new portfolio and you could probably buy that land in Boulder and work for CP+B like you were wanting to.
- Redmond0
Sometimes it's worth trolling just to hear lame comebacks like:"Who let you out from under the bridge" or "Go away troll" or like any variant that gets to be creative as not to break the TOS and just ends up lame lame lame.
- Why should people expend effort in the reaction? That's what the troll's after.detritus
- jfletcher0
I've always dug you, but to go out of your way to piss other people off...why?
whats the point? Feel like there is something missing in your life, so you have to bother others? Go outside dude, take a walk. It's nice out :)
- tank020
- i had one of these! he had yellow hair and shorts and his name was "bogus". yeaaaaaahhhhhh********
- i had one of these! he had yellow hair and shorts and his name was "bogus". yeaaaaaahhhhhh
- ukit0
So when does this thing get unleashed?
- Llyod0
I've been advised by someone that it was in such bad taste that it must never leave the basement.
- ukit0
Oh cmon now how bad could it be???
- ukit0
Worse than hedge?
- Llyod0
10x worse than the reason uberdesigner got banned for
- Why, what happened?omgitsacamera
- My judgement shiftedLlyod
- ********0
trolls suck
- you suckmonospaced
- thx********
- he doesn't suck, he swallows.omgitsacamera
- ukit0
Let's use this thread to brainstorm ideas for potential trolls. 1-2-3 go!
- ********0
I Love of all of you: Bryce/Hedge/Llyod
- ********0
start with fake girl friend or number of girls slept with etc. add some dash of "i am richer than you" and you got the perfect formula. and also awesome job somewhere.
- locustsloth0
Here's my guess as to what it is:
The Troll-Hunting Troll
This troll starts out by lurking in threads until it gets a god idea of the lay of the land. Then he starts snioing trolls, givin them the goods. He becomes everyone's hero. A stand-up character in a world of nasty trolls.
But then, just when his popularity is at it's peak , he starts accusing innocent people of trolling. This splits th demographic between those who love him and those defending themselves and their friends. This will create utter chaos, wreck friendships and cause a mass exodus of the forum.Am i close?

