Passed Out Meanness
- Started
- Last post
- 14 Responses
- mg33
What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone who was completely passed out?
- harlequino0
Practiced some puppetry techniques, while performing a 1 man/1 puppet version of "Caligula."
- ********0
fuck the shit out of me...
I know it sucks
- spendogg0
Taint Cheese Moustache
- CALLES0
i took a road trip with a girl from miami to DC... she was moving.. well we spnt the night in raleigh north carolina... I woke her up with an "Order In The Court" Basically slapping my penis in her forehead screaming "ORDER IN THE COURT!! ORDER IN THE COURT!!"
she almost left me in raleigh stranded... but we had that kind of humor.. we laugh it off after the morning meaness
- its called rape in some countries eheheh********
- mental note: don't go anywhere ANYWHERE with CALLES.harlequino
- Was that before or after you PIITB?2cents
- i honestly can say that i dont PIITBCALLES
- its called rape in some countries eheheh
- mg330
Something today made me think of this topic. I think I know someone who years ago shaved someone's head completely bald while they were passed out. Could you imagine waking up like that?
- mg330
I think it'd be awesome to give someone a perm while they were passed out. Seriously, imagine waking up like that! Live with it or shave it, neither option is very good.
- spendogg0
I passed out once and woke up with my left leg totally shaved. The worst part was I had to shave the other leg myself - gakkkk
- harlequino0
I forgot about this. We used to do "trucking" at sleepovers back in the day, to whomever falls asleep first.
-get a pillow and two bright flashlights
-if possible remove the sleeper's blanket
-clear the area so someone can move toward the sleeper, holding the flashlights like headlights
-make sure it's completely dark in the room
-turn on the two flashlights, and hit the sleepr with the pillow. Hard
-run towards him with the lights and everyone scream "Truck! Truck! Watch out for the truck!!!"Hilarity ensues.
- 7point340
one of my roommates my senior year in college had a girlfriend who did really weird things while black out drunk. she woke up one morning completely nude in his bed. he wasn't there. she had no idea how she got there or why she was naked. she got out of bed and grabbed the back of his chair (plastic dorm chair) to balance herself and a wave of piss sloshed up the back and then over onto the floor.
apparently that night she got up and pissed in the chair thinking she was in the bathroom, and then proceeded to spill it all over his floor.
funny side note: he had gotten drunk separately from her and went looking for her that night. woke up in her room not knowing where she was. puked in her trashcan which a mesh waste bin, so the puke ended up going all over her floor.
i always said they shared fluids that weren't supposed to be shared.
- ********0
shave their eyebrows off, and then tea-bag them.
- detritus0
At university, I put a glass of salty water on the table, next to a chum who had fallen asleep on our couch. Then, I quietly shook out some chilli powder onto his lips. Wasn't long before his mouth started burning and he awoke suddenly, frazzled-looking and fretting, wide eyes settling on the cup of relief in front of him, only to find...
Sad thing is, I'm pretty sure I'd gotten this idea from Garfield when I was a kid.
For simplicity, you can't beat waking someone up with an air-horn or the kind of firework banger that now appears to be banned in Britain. It's particularly good if the 'safety measures' you take to secure the banger's explosion fail utterly and you wake someone up with a large explosion and shards of flying plastic bucket parts.
I seem to recall another time, where a chum had fallen asleep in the corner, we covered him over with some kind of fine plastic netting that was lying around (I can't recall why we had it) then had three people blow heavy marijuana smoke into the net, so it kind of just stayed there. We woke the guy up shouting "T, you're on Fire! You're on fire!" ha ha ha.. you should have seen his face. Don't think he was too happy though.
We took to spiking one chum, whilst he was asleep - poor bastard was working really hard whilst we all went out clubbing each weekend. We'd come back to the house at stupid o'clock, then sneak up into his room, trying not to giggle (imagine 5 or 6 high goons in pitch black, trying not to laugh), then push tabs of ecstasy or, on one occasion, an acid tab into his mouth and shock him in such a way that he had to swallow. Kind of stupid when I think back on it, but.. he he.
After I first Bic-shaved my head when I came to London, I fell asleep on a pal's couch, then woke up in the morning - hungover, sick and horrified by the realisation I had to buy my cousin's Birthday present. So, I went down to the city centre, around Soho, Regent's street, spent ages in Hamley's toy store - successfully accomplished all I needed to do, despite the thoosands of families and kids everywhere. Got home, and had my housemate ask me why I had 'COCK' written on the back of my head in large blue, slightly blurred letters.