Handsome: The Whiteman's Burden
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- Llyod
To put it plain and simple- It's just goddamned hard to be very good looking. People either hate you or they want to fuck you. It's like a weight on one's shoulders.
- 7point340
what of those that want to hatefuck?
- hedge0
I can empathize with that. The same can be said for having lots of money.
- CALLES0
another thread of hatred dirrected to me? what the FAP is going on here
- I know how you feelTheBlueOne
- sorry, I'm butter side up.Llyod
- "butter side up" is that some euphemism for being a bottom?flashbender
- grunttt0
it ain't pretty being easy.
- CALLES0
so many people to do... so many things to see
- 7point340
pimpin' aint easy.
hoin' aint hard.
- ********0
Aren't you the bald fucker trying ever so hard to show how big his arms are in the pics you posted a while back?
I'm sure your shoulders can take the weight mate
- I'm not trying. I'm showing.Llyod
- you were trying to push your muscle up against your shirt or other arm or something, just thought you looked like a cock********
- kinda like a council estate mum talking about how tuff it is to be filthy rich********
- ********0
It's an interesting topic though for sure, I mean I usually only shave once a week and my hair is fairly short but messy and I dress in old tshirt and jeans....
I consider myself actually quite a good looking guy and when I dress up, shave and style my hair (not very often) I feel as if people treat me differently for sure.... I feel as if guys resent me for looking better than them even though theres nothing I can do about it, and girls either chat me up or assume Im sort of womanizer
I like to stick to being a scruffy no one
- Spookytim0
Llyod, you really better have some amazing plan up your sleeve here, else you're slipping back down the turd pipe you've spent the last two two months crawling up out of.
- Roffle.
- Llyod0
you most likely look like a horse's ass
- Spookytim0
I'm just saying Llyod, that's all... just saying.
- Llyod0
at least I'm employable
- You're... currently unemployed?Spookytim
- yea well your mums fat
[/child]******** - everyone's mum is fatLlyod
- lol, sorry im just involving myself in you boys argument********
- Oh Dear.
"Roffle"Spookytim - You two are arguing, I'm just watching Llyod devolve.Spookytim
- I'm not arguing! (irony)********
- OH SO I'M STADNING HERE ARGUING WITH MYSELF AM I?
- Logic Own Goal.Spookytim - You aint standing!********
- I am now, smart arse.Spookytim
- Standing at your desk to prove me wrong, oh so awesome! (i know your not really, please tell me your not really)********
- I'm not really.
(Fuck, I feel so stupid)Spookytim
- Llyod0
I choose not to work
- Disco Clap.Spookytim
- *churns the butterLlyod
- Tweaks own nipples appreciatively.Spookytim
- ( I forgot the asterisk )Spookytim
- *squeezes into note********
- * Does the pointy seed-scatter danceSpookytim
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this?******** - No, the pointy-handed seed scattering dance, like John Travolta. Satchel of seed, dip in, scatter to the wind, repeatSpookytim
- Llyod0
I was walking down the street an attractive young lady flagged me down. It turned out that they needed a handsome man to pose with her and her friends for a photo. So being a man of high testicular fortitude, I agreed. This is the outcome.
- holy0
'handsome' is subjective.
some people call sarah jessica parker handsome, for fuck's sake.
- Llyod0
wrong. she looks like a plucked chicken.
- Llyod0
barf
- SARAH SMASHPIITB
- lolLlyod
- madonna's brother.zenmasterfoo
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