Client Says...
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- lumedia
I did some design work in college so this should be a piece of cake.
- cannonball0
Piece of something...
- hedge0
The client is always right.
- locustsloth0
i took first aid classes, so this brain surgery should be a snap
- only if you are a scientologist... according to tomCALLES
- MrDaro0
reply: Do it yourself, sparky.
- TheBlueOne0
well, you do it then.
- locustsloth0
design work = promo posters for his frat's keggers
- flashbender0
yeah, what's the problem here?
Walk away now.
Or hand him a frame work and tell him to go to town. If he needs you to "fix" or "tweak" his design it'll cost him $150/hour. Take it or leave it.
- CALLES0
give him a piece of your fist... with an invoice?
- mjg0
i thought your client told you to eat a dick
- TheBlueOne0
"I've watched Law & Order on TV your Honor, I'll defend myself..."
- boobs0
Be honest. Tell them that's way out of their budget.
- Meeklo0
I like where this is going..
yeah.. great start!but... hmm..
what if we make the logo bigger?
and lets just make everything orange.. yeah, lets try that
- capn_ron0
just hit the "jazz" button and jazz-it-up.
- i_monk0
Today I had to base some work off a piece-o-shit the client put together in Word or something. I don't know why *we* didn't come up with the creative, but now we're taking art direction from this moron who doesn't even know his own brand (didn't even get the font right), and have to match his tacky Garage Sale-quality bullshit with a smile.
- lumedia0
funny that everyone assumes "he". She's a she, as far as I know.
- madirish0
my client says they use the jaguar on the hood of their car to aim at hedge fund managers for sport.
- olli1010
Pull up a chair, you're going to be here a while.
- Holy shit, that just killed my afternoon productivitylocustsloth
- lumedia0
I also got a "make the logo bigger" request today. I am on a roll.
Granted I am not a bonafide designer so its not really top notch work.
- So you did some in college too?harlequino
- no, i didnt go to college, i teach myself these thingslumedia