slimiest thing you've ever said
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- Llyod
...to the opposite sex while trying to get laid.
I can't narrow it down to 5 things
- ********0
While you were cheating on me, I was banging your sister.
- Llyod0
"nice shoes. wanna fuck?"
- what was his reply?Spookytim
- "I can't, I have to coach spookytim's soccer team"Llyod
- Oh! That Guy!Spookytim
- Gets 'em every time...pencilpants
- Spookytim0
" Pleeeeease let me... no-one need ever know".
- JG_LB0
"how much?"
- PonyBoy0
"I promise it won't hurt"
- PonyBoy0
"ohhhhhh, c'mooon!!! Dignity is totally overrated anyway..."
- PonyBoy0
"Remember how we both said your next door neighbor lady is hot?.... well.. um.... .... Hey Karen! Can you come in here a sec?"
- ok_not_ok0
"remove your dentures."
- JG_LB0
"But Tom Leykis said if I was an asshole you'd be giving me more ass than a public toilet seat!"
- ok_not_ok0
"i will toss your salad"
- JOSF0
"I'm christian too!"
- HAHAHAHAHAHAMeeklo
- You have to precede that with an "OMG!!" hahaharlequino
- PonyBoy0
"I can't believe this free!!!"
- Machuse0
I really like you
- PonyBoy0
"I was thinking we should invite your Mother over more..."
- Sep0
"That pepperspray can matches the color of your eyes."
- PonyBoy0
"I was thinking we should invite your Father over more..."
- pencilpants0
i dont say anything..just slowly start getting naked.
- simple_space0
"all dudes have bumps like that, it's cool"
- a little duct tape will clear that right up...TheBlueOne
- jfletcher0
"don't worry about your bf, you're gonna break up with him anyway..."
- ********0
I will trade you an FFFFound Invite for a date with your sister.