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- Riiiiight
is there a way i can die quicker without suicide?
i'm already drinking more coffee, what causes heart failure?
- locustsloth0
top your coffee off with some anti-freeze
- harlequino0
Take the time to study proper spelling, and you may die of boredom. Good luck!
- Spookytim0
Pencil up each nostril. Facebutt your desk.
- Riiiiight0
lame, it has to be like, he died from drinking to much coffee
- airey0
a million options many or which will depend on your genes.
coffee could cause heart problems but will most probably just give you kidney stones. enjoy them.
- detritus0
Stop posting on internet forums.
It's been proven that living a sociable life, surrounded by people, leads to longer lifespans.
So, if you take the time to ignore us and go back to your otherwise friend-less existence (which it clearly is, otherwise why would you take to smearing your verbal diarrhoea here?) then you could cut at least a few years off.
Good luck!
- designbot0
Impossible to die from coffee. You couldn't drink it fast enough to OD on caffeine.
- actually it can cause heart disease over time. OD isn't the only way to go: http://www.teachino.…airey
- ha that's funny, I just heard a report on the news that it benefits your heart health. Truth is...they don't know :)designbot
- in moderation it can help. it's all moderation.airey
- Agreed.designbot
- Too much of anything is probably bad.Jaline
- ...or you're compensating for something else.Jaline
- I heard that "more than 6 cups a day" helps w/ heart problems.ukit
- airey0
speaking or painful exits from my urethra, got any more fantastic lyrics for use?
- 2cents0
Either way you do it, please hurry up.
- _niko0
dud tester ala bugs bunny?
- janne760
You mean die cutting? Are there faster processes out there? I think it is a mechanical process, coffee doesn't help...
- Jaline0
I almost referenced that scene from American History X, but thought I'd be tasteless and possibly offensive.
- ********0
mix your coffee with an overdose of meth
- ********0
a hardcore heroin addiction would do the trick
- Redmond0
Visit a music forum, preferably about just one band, for a whole day and nothing but.
