what is real
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- trooper
last night i was banging this bird and later when i was asleep i had a dream i was banging the same bird, now i dont know what was real.... its very confusing...
- jfletcher0
what's real is when you wake up next to her thinking "how the fuck do I get out of here".
- max_prophet0
'I was banging this bird'
are you some kind of neanderthal?
- omgitsacamera0
At first, I thought you were actually banging a bird.
- PonyBoy0
does she pluck?
- He should pluck her...omgitsacamera
- im not a phesant plucker loltrooper
- ismith0
Who posted the pics of that girl with QBN written on her with gradually less clothes? What thread was that in?
- Wasn't that dskz?detritus
- Yep, found it. http://www.qbn.com/t…
Most of the pics are dead from flickr though.ismith - I'm proud to say I was the main instigator in that thread.ukit
- Dr_Rand0
the real thread title is I banged a bird
- autoflavour0
Here's a little warning sign if you have a cocaine problem: If you have this dream, where your doing cocaine in your sleep, and you can't fall asleep and doing cocaine in your sleep and can't fall asleep AND YOU WAKE UP and doing cocaine! BINGO!
- oozie0
i had a dream i was hanging out with other people and we had a huge fridge full of beer. and i remember specifically one other guy who kept saying "this is the best dream ever" and kept drinking beers with me. I'm convinced they were actual people dreaming as well. Crazy shit.
- airey0
did you get in the cage with her or take her first?
- oozie0
i also had a dream the other night my girlfriend had a penis, and i woke up as soon as I saw it. disturbing
- eighteen0
Haha, the title of this thread sounded so interesting and deep, but then the first words I saw in the body were "last night i was banging this bird..."
- ukit0
"i also had a dream the other night my girlfriend had a penis"
Hmmm, not a good sign on any number of levels...
- kalkal0
I'm the only real person on the planet. Everyone else is a robot.