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- Jaline0
I need a wingman. Are you a good one?
- _salisae_0
i love larry david's idea of showing up the next night "what?? i thought the party was tonight. oh man. you mean i missed it?"
- hahaaaha, yesh!flavorful
- oh yeah! that's an awesome idea. kind of backfired for him, but anyone can make his stuff work if they try hard enough.Jaline
- OK, I just thought of the stuff he's done over the years, and maybe you can't make it work...Jaline
- i keep waiting to bump into him on santa monica blvd._salisae_
- blackfrancis0
Go. You might have a good time anyway. Leave early if its lame or uncomfortable.
Or, do the Larry David thing - that's brilliant!
- Jaline0
Honestly, if you can't just tell them outright that you don't want to go and they don't understand, maybe they're not worth hanging out with.
- Did you happen to read all of page 1?MrOneHundred
- Yeah, about emu's romantic entanglements. I like your idea too, but this girl seems to be extra complicated.Jaline
- Maybe most girls are like that. I don't know. He could go to the party and pretend that he doesn't care, but he has to at least pretend to have a good time then.Jaline
- pretend to have a good time then. Just to "man up", as you said.Jaline
- We don't have enough info about emu's relationship. Spill it, emu!Jaline
- let's not talk about jnr's gf in these terms. have some respect.emukid
- Peter0
"I think I got a cold" or "I don't feel well".
There. That'd be 15 bucks.
- _salisae_0
the real question here is how to figure a way for her boyfriend to not show
- Do we want to stay within the bounds of legality?MrOneHundred
- the party is at the boyfriend's houseemukid
- so... jnr's house.emukid
- tricky but still doable_salisae_
- Oh, that's worse. I see more of why you don't want to go now.Jaline
- Although maybe you can trash the place anonymously.Jaline
- So she is inviting you to his house. That’s gotta mean something!MrOneHundred
- I need to know more about the relationship and emu's interaction with the girl, as well as how he is socially.Jaline
- yeah what the heck does that mean_salisae_
- I can't figure it out.Jaline
- Uhm ... I could see going to someone else's house but the home field advantage he has is almost asinine.flavorful
- So you going says 1 of 2 things. 1 - we're just friends. 2 - I don't give a fuck about him, so what up.flavorful
- it's a key party and i am scared that i will get the fat one.emukid
- Key Party? Like ... Keystone Lite Party, haha?flavorful
- you're a swinger?!_salisae_
- hahaha, but then you might get HER.MrOneHundred
- Hmm...ice breaker activity, eh? Clever, but could be very awkward. I'm not sure I would risk it, but could be fun.Jaline
- What the hell is a key party, and how fucking old are you, haha?flavorful
- Or, maybe you could only try to find the hot girls and avoid the rest, and just pretend like you found your match.Jaline
- http://en.wikipedia.…Jaline
- a key party is when you put your keys in a bowl/jar (all the guys do), and then women pick random keys and go home with that guyemukid
- that guyemukid
- not to be confused with that ice breaker stuff.emukid
- similar concept as the one I posted. They don't go home with that person, necessarily.Jaline
- What the bloody hell, haha? Dude, just talk to her beforehand and put something absurd on your keychain so she'll be able to tell.flavorful
- So wait. Shari had it right.Jaline
- she'll be able to tell. Also ... just to let Jaline and Shari know, I just have a single key as mine with no ring.flavorful
- put a dildo keychain on yours_salisae_
- noted_salisae_
- Don't you need couples or an equal number of men and women for this type of party? Unless people share keys.Jaline
- So, back to what I said before, this could either be great, or horribly embarrassing. You don't like taking risks, I'm guessing.Jaline
- (Shari was right about the swingers part, I mean)Jaline
- I find this fascinating as I would never do this. Then again I mean ... I guess it's not all different than what I do?flavorful
- The percentages in getting a partner that I wouldn't even kiss let alone have sex with would be too high.flavorful
- wait, do you guys normally believe the things people say on this board? seriously?emukid
- But you can always be like, "Yo fuck you beast woman I just came to try and slam the biddy I came with."flavorful
- Hmm...I may want to do this. But it really depends on the group of ppl you are with. Emu's situation = more complicated.Jaline
- OK, that's the last time I believe emu :PJaline
- Hhaah well I believe certain people and I guess you're going to no longer be one of them?flavorful
- pretty much everything i say here is fabricated.emukid
- except for the part about the key party.emukid
- flavor, you're right though. I'm really picky too.Jaline
- hahaha .. fuck you emo!_salisae_
- If I was single, I would do it in a second!MrOneHundred
- Corvo0
Wait a second. Is this "coming up with excuses" for:
1. to miss a party;
2. to flee from a party.I thought emukid was talking about the second option.
- _salisae_0
emo is gonna get laid!
- sorry that was crass_salisae_
- pity sex is the bestemukid
- You can do it! We’re all rooting for you! (That’s a joke for the Aussies on here).MrOneHundred
- so just you and airey then?emukid
- Are you talking about shampoo, Mr100?Jaline
- No. Rooting in AU means “having sex”.MrOneHundred
- Oh, I thought you were talking about this:http://www.chem...Jaline
- whoops
http://www.chemistdi…Jaline - Bombers rooting Flyers... or Joeys.flavorful
- We just call them “roos“ then we eat them. Yummers!MrOneHundred
- emukid0
i've decided to go. key parties are hard to say no to.
- Vroom, Vroom.flavorful
- good. please report back._salisae_
- +1
MrOneHundred - Pics, or it, etc.MrOneHundred
- Come back with the truth, thanks :)Jaline
- Corvo0
Oh my god, I got it all wrong...
Ok, in good reason now - all you need to say is:
"Look I can't go. I'm trying to leave that party, not coming up with excuses for not going, ok?"
- MrOneHundred0
Just to set the record straight and so you don’t have to scroll to note 44 above, If I were single, I would go to a key party in a second!
- slut_salisae_
- key parties are for couples primarily_salisae_
- That's it. Mr100 and I are going to the next one if he's ever single.Jaline
- oh, forget it then. Other couples – no thanks.MrOneHundred
- er...uhh.....yeah...Jaline
- nevermind.Jaline
- Ah, your note slipped in there before I got to read it. Just to be clear, if I a ever single, it’s a date!MrOneHundred
- • types feverishly and with a bit of a tingle in the extremities, then blushes.MrOneHundred
- hah. Bring those drumming pencils with you. They'll be a hit.Jaline
- dskz0
"I work for Pixar and they need me to tweak a texture."
- dskz0
"I work for McDonald's and they need me to tweak a pickle."
- Corvo0
"key party"?
Is that the weird american word for the rendez-vous with a bunch of yuppies where they give you access to the house you just bought from the bank over the next thirty or forty-years?
- CALLES0
i'm sorry... but i'm too cool to go to your party... and then chuckle... it's all in the delivery... they will laugh it off and forget it
- MrOneHundred0
When she says “Please come to my party” just say “I can think of another sentence using the words ‘come’ and ‘party’.”
- getting into the tacky realm_salisae_
- Yeah, I thought that was too much. I don’t now when to stop.MrOneHundred