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  • _salisae_0

    the real question here is how to figure a way for her boyfriend to not show

    • Do we want to stay within the bounds of legality?MrOneHundred
    • the party is at the boyfriend's houseemukid
    • so... jnr's house.emukid
    • tricky but still doable_salisae_
    • Oh, that's worse. I see more of why you don't want to go now.Jaline
    • Although maybe you can trash the place anonymously.Jaline
    • So she is inviting you to his house. That’s gotta mean something!MrOneHundred
    • I need to know more about the relationship and emu's interaction with the girl, as well as how he is socially.Jaline
    • yeah what the heck does that mean_salisae_
    • I can't figure it out.Jaline
    • Uhm ... I could see going to someone else's house but the home field advantage he has is almost asinine.flavorful
    • So you going says 1 of 2 things. 1 - we're just friends. 2 - I don't give a fuck about him, so what up.flavorful
    • it's a key party and i am scared that i will get the fat one.emukid
    • Key Party? Like ... Keystone Lite Party, haha?flavorful
    • you're a swinger?!_salisae_
    • hahaha, but then you might get HER.MrOneHundred
    • Hmm...ice breaker activity, eh? Clever, but could be very awkward. I'm not sure I would risk it, but could be fun.Jaline
    • What the hell is a key party, and how fucking old are you, haha?flavorful
    • Or, maybe you could only try to find the hot girls and avoid the rest, and just pretend like you found your match.Jaline
    • http://en.wikipedia.…Jaline
    • a key party is when you put your keys in a bowl/jar (all the guys do), and then women pick random keys and go home with that guyemukid
    • that guyemukid
    • not to be confused with that ice breaker stuff.emukid
    • similar concept as the one I posted. They don't go home with that person, necessarily.Jaline
    • What the bloody hell, haha? Dude, just talk to her beforehand and put something absurd on your keychain so she'll be able to tell.flavorful
    • So wait. Shari had it right.Jaline
    • she'll be able to tell. Also ... just to let Jaline and Shari know, I just have a single key as mine with no ring.flavorful
    • put a dildo keychain on yours_salisae_
    • noted_salisae_
    • Don't you need couples or an equal number of men and women for this type of party? Unless people share keys.Jaline
    • So, back to what I said before, this could either be great, or horribly embarrassing. You don't like taking risks, I'm guessing.Jaline
    • (Shari was right about the swingers part, I mean)Jaline
    • I find this fascinating as I would never do this. Then again I mean ... I guess it's not all different than what I do?flavorful
    • The percentages in getting a partner that I wouldn't even kiss let alone have sex with would be too high.flavorful
    • wait, do you guys normally believe the things people say on this board? seriously?emukid
    • But you can always be like, "Yo fuck you beast woman I just came to try and slam the biddy I came with."flavorful
    • Hmm...I may want to do this. But it really depends on the group of ppl you are with. Emu's situation = more complicated.Jaline
    • OK, that's the last time I believe emu :PJaline
    • Hhaah well I believe certain people and I guess you're going to no longer be one of them?flavorful
    • pretty much everything i say here is fabricated.emukid
    • except for the part about the key party.emukid
    • flavor, you're right though. I'm really picky too.Jaline
    • hahaha .. fuck you emo!_salisae_
    • If I was single, I would do it in a second!MrOneHundred

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