advice needed
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- madirish0
just. fucking. write/call/email/whatever here. life is too short for this sort of bullshit.
- liveforever0
in the time its taken u to decide whether or not to email her, you could have exchanged a good hours worth of dirty talking texts.
- ozhanlion0
How about this email?
Hey Brit Girl,
It felt great talking to you yesterday. Even if you are working for the government* I think I will try my chances with you! I forgot to ask one thing though, where do you live in the Lower East Side? ***She works for the nyc and company, a government funded company.
** She asked me where I live and I said the Lower East Side, and she was like whereabouts as he was living in the hood too. but I forgot to ask where she does live.
- nooooooooooooooooo
idiot !liveforever - no way.Tara
- then help me change it to something that's sendable pretty please!ozhanlion
- How about something like,
Hey (whatever her name is),
It was nice meeting you yesterday , albiet briefly. I think you're cute and it would be nice to chat again with you sometime. How about a drink (or whatever idea you have)next week? or just make initial contact but avoid cliches like brit girl or making jokes about her jobTara - you're cute and it would be nice to chat with you again sometime. How about a drinkTara
- or whatever activity you have planned. avoid jokes about her job and cliches like brit girlTara
- hey Tara, I cannot read your whole post, can you please post it as a response? thanks!ozhanlion
- oh I read it now. lol for the cliche comment :) damn I am such a loser.ozhanlion
- def not "it felt great" nope, no sirblackspade
- nooooooooooooooooo
- liveforever0
u write that shit and youve got a better chance with her gay mate
- TheBlueOne0
You are 13, right?
- wordsinyourmouth0
dude never put asterisks in a fucking e-mail... wtf
- wtf, he's notJaline
- lolliveforever
- i guess i read through it too fast lolwordsinyourmouth
- either way it still sucks ballswordsinyourmouth
- madirish0
*shoots self
- alicetheblue0
ok - so, now you have the best
of the best advice.just write her!!!!!!!
- utopian10
Let her know that she has nice teeth for a Brit, that will turn her on!
- lajj0
haha this is starting to remind me of a really funny short movie,
"Stalker Guilt Syndrome"
- TheBlueOne0
How about this:
Hi (Fill In Nasty Brit Girls' Name Here),
I don't want to seem too forward, but I was pleasantly surprised meeting you yesterday on the subway, and really enjoyed the brief conversation we had after getting off at the same stop. Amazing that we had (fill in subject of whatever clever conversation you had) in common. I would really like to meet up soon and maybe talk some more...
Best,
ozhanilon, 13 years old- this is goodwordsinyourmouth
- Wouldn't she get suspicious of who really wrote this once he starts to speak? ;)
good one though.Jaline - lol, this true, there's going to be issues once he opens his mouthwordsinyourmouth
- isn't this too dull?ozhanlion
- fuck you very much guys :)ozhanlion
- All these skills and I can't use them anymore.
*leans back in chair, misses single life.TheBlueOne - yeh way too dull
she will think your a geek
u need to be casual and say it how it is. brits love thatliveforever - he does have to insert clever stuff... which could be problamaticwordsinyourmouth
- He said she was wearing a business suit. That means something, right?Jaline
- okay I am sending this I think haha. I hope I am not screwing things up.ozhanlion
- yeah good ...
"Maybe we could meet for coffe or lunch sometime"
put put this in place of
"I would really like..."
alicetheblue - "I would really like to meet ..."alicetheblue
- good addition...TheBlueOne
- jaline, can you elaborate? I was in my pants and converse, very casual. I also told her I am a designer too. So maybe along those lines?ozhanlion
- maybe along those lines?ozhanlion
- bonus points if your brief conversation was about giant strapons and lube...TheBlueOne
- I don't know. Just because she wears a suit doesn't mean much except that she may not mind dressing up.Jaline
- liveforever0
Hey Brit Girl,
Even if you are working for the government I think I will try my chances with you! This is why i'm telling you that i know where osama bin laden is but you have to come round mine first. ******** i'm a twat
- SoulFly0
Oh.. no....
I was waiting for a happy ending to this story..
- ozhanlion0
I did and got this response.
Hi there,
I am having a great Friday thanks, especially as I am just about to
leave the office for my first 'summer Friday' of the year.I enjoyed meeting you yesterday as well - and thanks for emailing me
first :)A drink in our neighborhood sounds good. What are your plans for the
weekend?Hope your Friday continues to be great...
[name]
I think you guys were right, it was kind of cheesy but I think I got away with being really nice when we were talking. This is a cool reply. I like it. Time to be a man now.. thanks all.
- Jaline0
Too many opposing opinions here.
*shoots self
- welcome... the water is warmmadirish
- hiJaline
- *crowds of QBNers cheer*Jaline
- hello, how are we today?
:)madirish - good. I wish you could be here for Canada Day. that sucks. But you are having a good time, I believe.Jaline
- i am! i too wish i could be here for it, but i will make poutine in it's/your honor!madirish
- ha, OKJaline
- :)Jaline
- flashbender0
a business card?
don't get too excited there, Dimitri
http://www.qbn.com/topics/556336…
- rocknonstop0
Hey (name),
Great meeting you the other day. Just wanted to drop you a line and say hi. I know you work for the government and I wanted to see if you could help with something. My neighbor plays Celion Dion (or similarly annoying music) all night really loud and I wanted to see if you could have her arrested/audited/shot. Any chance you could help me out?
Thanks
(your name here)
- CALLES0
send the email dude... and chill