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- mirrorball
Anybody ever dated anybody off facebook?
- uncle_helv0
Only your mum!
- Sorry! it's the aura of the playground that this place gives off!
uncle_helv - Me Mah ain't on Facebook, it was only out after she died.mirrorball
- If you're his uncle then you banged you sister.Redmond
- and if you banged your sister then i fucked my dog. in the ass.jimzyk
- lol yeah its the playgrounds fault
not u just being a prickkinobe
- Sorry! it's the aura of the playground that this place gives off!
- detritus0
This thread made me think to go and check in on my facebook account (there's a girl in there I've always had a soft spot for, so I'm trying to use facebook to gradually ..ah.. ingratiate myself with her again (probably pointlessly).
To find:
One of my meathead frie..acqaintances from my school days has sent me a "You're a hottie" request. "XXXX thinks You're a Hottie! Click below to accept and see your ranking! Vote for your Hottest friends too!". This was the guy who recently got booted from the Police force for beating up a heroin addict in Prison. This is the guy who is married and has kids. This is the guy who everyone used to slowly drone the name of when he entered the playground (I mean everyone - hundreds of kids, from all the years).I only hope that it was one of those annoying 'send to all' requests that plague that corner of the internet.
Otherwise... holy hell.
Holy Hell.
- Hahahahauncle_helv
- is it your birthday on June 30th? just want to make sure.Jaline
- 23kon0
aye, why?
- kelpie0
that'll just be him not unchecking boxes. I deleted a guy I grew up with cos he kept on sending every fucking "naughty" facebook app round and considering that he's a fat father of two with a bulldog ugly wife it made me a little unsettled (you know, particularly as I'm such a matinee idol handsome bastard and shit yeah?)
I've dated piles of girls "off facebook" but never "through" facebook, I assume that's what you actually mean?
- mirrorball0
its just that this girl has added me as a friend after I commented that she looked great in one of her pics her mate uploaded. I think her mate passed this on to her, been chatting and flirting with her the past couple of weeks, shes so fooking hot & smart its unreal.
- Atkinson0
probably a bloke
- if it is a woman hes got it down to a t!
mirrorball - ah, well thats ok then[!]Atkinson
- if it is a woman hes got it down to a t!
- Jnr_Madison0
Ask her how she feels about bringing bacon into the bedroom. Better to know where you stand from the off.
- detritus0
- that shit cracked me upflashbender
- LOL the new yorker always cracks me up LOLLlyod
- it's good. very good.jimzyk
- mirrorball0
The girl off Myspace lives too far away, seen the price of petrol Kelpie if she wasnt for having me overnight, wasted road trip!!
She's 24.
- kelpie0
ok, premature thread death confirms that mirrorball is in fact grooming a child for indecent acts of sexual depravity.
you sick fuck.
- moth0
It was only 2004 when this kind of behaviour had us labelled as internet perverts.
How things have changed....
- Jnr_Madison0
Is brushing a child's hair considered child grooming?
- depends what you're brushing it with.kelpie
- this being jnr, i'm pretty sure he is talking about brushing it with his cock.skt
- What a shine a good cock brushing gives.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr looks like he is 15 years old, so it most definitely is grooming.Jaline
- neue75_bold0
I'd hit it...
- moamoa0
- That banana thing reminds me of the Quark Xpress Alien!uncle_helv
- yeah! it does, i miss that..jimzyk
- Jaline0
But how would you go about doing it? Get to know her first on Facebook? Are you her friend yet? Did you go to school with her?
- flashbender0
didn't you try this with myspace already?
- Fanco0
meeting someone online and then date them? no thank you. i got a mental block. cant do it. i have friends who've done it and i still cant understand it
- flavorful0
Weird.
However, watching the Spain/Italy match yesterday I kept seeing commercials for eHarmony that made me really want to take their test just to see how ridiculous it was and/or the results as well.
Like one of the people on the commercial was like, "It asked me if I was self-aware ... no one has ever asked me that question!" I was losing it, it was the dumbest fucking commercials ever, haha.