thiefed lunch
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- ********0
haha everyone picks on the nerds
- tasty0
my girlfriend told me a story about this guy who was making a sandwich in her kitchen at work and he walked away from it before he capped it off with the other piece of bread.
This other dude walks in pulls the cheese off the top of his sandwich and eats it.
balls.
- tasty0
this sounds like a string cheese incident
- ross0
That’s awesome.
And to put the wrapper back in the bag.
That is classy.
I applaud the thief.
- T-Dawg0
messing with my lunch would totally piss me off.
I don't know if theres someway you can bring in the same lunch tomorrow with laxative-sabotaged cheese sticks. Just follow the trail to the bathroom and you'll find the culprit.
- Jaline0
This thread title makes me LOL for some reason.
- brains0
Tomorrow, bring on of those "Go-gurt" tubes of yogurt. Except extract the yogurt with syringe, and fill it up with mayonnaise. You'll be able to track down the thief pretty quick by the wreching sounds.
- harlequino0
between the salmonella thread and the previous revenge suggestions, you can really get back at that cheese burgling ninny.
- CALLES0
one time... BY ACCIDENT... someone told me:
Person: "are you hungry"
Me: "sure"
Person:" just go the the fridge and there is a cointainer with rice and chicken in it. i went out for lunch... so you can have it"So i go and i warm it up... split it with my boss... take my sweet ass time in the kitchen, only to hear in my last bite
Person:" where you get that from?"
Me:"thats the lunch you offered me"
Person:" Nope... that ain't it!"
Me:"Fuck me!"so the least i could do was to go back and do some deep cleaning to the plastic container... no note... just cleaned the thing and walked away... i felt terrible
it was delicious
- ********0
Thanks for the string cheese, yummy in my tummy...
- chossy0
was the cheese wrapped?.... either way jizz on the cheese at your house before you go to work, then next time it happens put a note on the fridge that says you ate my jizz you fucking dobber!!!. If they don't eat the cheese remember that you fucking loaded up on it so dinae eat it....... or eat it if you are intrigued?.
- flashbender0
just shit in the fridge - everyone should feel your pain
- flashbender0
that's a man's fridge. no doubt there.
- Point50
I hate those types of motherfuckers that do that shit. someone ate my hardboiled eggs last week and I'm still pissed. Who the fuck do these people thin\k they are that they can just go into a frige that they don't own and eat someone's lunch that they didn't pay for. I'm trying to figure out a way to fuck up some eggs and leave them in there as "fuck you" bait.
