Jizz Trees?
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- ismith0
It's called the Bradford Pear. And yes, it smells like jizz. Nasty nasty trees (there used to be some near a school I went to).
- your face smells like jizz._salisae_
- jizz or trees?Jnr_Madison
- Shari I believe you just made a some sort of government list with that comment.********
- I mean ... Person I have no idea who you are, I think you just .. hahah.********
- my whole room probably smells like jizzismith
- movin' on.... lolismith
- hahahaahha********
- Well, you are only 16.Mr100
- smith just seems uptight sometimes so i went for the cheap joke_salisae_
- Nothing cheap about jizz, I have a towel that's worth like four thousand dollars.********
- Okay now that was a cheap joke, hahaha.********
- I'll loosen up a little, as long as we can talk about jizz trees more. This is a topic well inside my comfort zoneismith
- ....... heheismith
- Mr1000
You people disgust me (especially _salisae_). But I like it!
- she makes me smile....lol.Jnr_Madison
- I remember when I used to disgust you....
;)Jaline - Oh, don’t worry, you still do.Mr100
- Jnr_Madison0
I don't suppose anyone found a 'pearl necklace' at one of these jizz trees?
- ok, think am all out of jizz jokes now.Jnr_Madison
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- ********0
i feel like a donair
- Jnr_Madison0
I was going to give a friend who is into gardening some seeds to plant but I think I've just thought of a cheaper option.
- jfletcher0
Holy shit, I have those trees here!! I thought I was the only one to smell them.
*sob*
- mg330
It must be this tree that stinks. It should close its legs.
- Is that guy like Quagmire? He is looking mad creepy looking at that tree, haha.********
- LOLJnr_Madison
- nature's cum dumpster. it's whore.mg33
- Is that guy like Quagmire? He is looking mad creepy looking at that tree, haha.
- _salisae_0
and there went an hour of my day. beats television every time.
- Jnr_Madison0
- Some of my favorite UD definitions right thereismith
- on that note. looks like i won't be moving to the bay area after all._salisae_
- ahahahh********
- "Nice one."********
- What’s happened?Is it because of your Dad becoming a Monk?Mr100
- haha no those trees are everywhere up there._salisae_
- you sound religious or something mr100..Jnr_Madison
- If by “religious“ you mean “not religious”, then yes.Mr100
- God still hears you...Jnr_Madison
- ********0
i always knew i smelled it - could never put a tree to the smell though
- Jnr_Madison0
Does it smell.....
- ..or taste human?Jnr_Madison
- jnr, sometimes i worry about youemukid
- when you go too long without making jizz or bukkake jokes that is. when you do, all seems well.emukid
- hahahahJnr_Madison
- emukid0
i find this thread terribly disturbing.
- Jnr_Madison0
This thread leaves a bad taste in my mouth...
- ********0
Smells likes Hedge
- Jnr_Madison0
Is that a bonsai?
No, it's a mini bukakke!
- ismith0
ChynaRus...
I dunno about SMELL, but IMO ,black olives taste like itFrom Yahoo Answers.
- ukit0
This thread is gross. Here, have a glass of milk.
- ismith0
I don't know why but my images folder keeps opening up when I start to type in this thread. I think it wants to share with you all........
- omgitsacamera0
we have the same things in the bay area...you can imagine why.
- because people like trees as they turn carbon dioxide into oxygen and all?emukid
- yeah, you can say that.
people dont rub one out to just people here.omgitsacamera - btw: i heard that after like 50 years, trees stop catching CO2.omgitsacamera
