Friday the 13th
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- rafalski0
My friend was late for his airplane on Friday. My Mac Mini refused to start. But all good that ends good and the Lisbon Treaty was rejected by the Irish.
- applepirate0
- 2.00pm?Raniator
- ha.. yeah thats what everybody says.it was a very small piece to my sleeve project.applepirate
- it was supposed to be the LED clock on my "computer arm" tattoo that has never come to fruition.applepirate
- i think ur an idiot......... end ofWeLoveNoise
- thank goodnessspl33nidoru
- combined with ur hair and moustache u also look like hitlerWeLoveNoise
- wow. i get called an idiot and hitler in one set of notes. thanks guys! hitler was an amazing designer :)applepirate
- lolWeLoveNoise
- Gok Wan!Raniator
- Gok Wan??? Really.
Man white glasses and a hipster haircut really get torn apart here!applepirate - I'm only kiddin'. I think you look like a dude. Will you be my friend?Raniator
- douchey.sublocked
- Raniator0
A near death experience involving me driving like an idiot.
Totally lost control a second or two which at 80mph is a bloody long time. A head on collision at that speed, you ain't walking away from that – needless to say we didn't hit, but fuck me it must have been pretty close.
I think everyone gets one chance, that was mine.
- Every now and again it seems we need to be reminded that we're in a 2,000 lb. mass moving at 55 (or 80) mph.blaw
- The physics of it all is near lunacy. It's good perspective and a helpful reminder to be a bit more careful.blaw
- Very true. Country lanes + speed + unexpected hill/dip is not clever. Won't EVER be doing that again.Raniator
- Glad you're OK. I'm always surprised by how used to high speeds you are after just getting off the highway.Jaline
- blaw0
Treat it like a holiday. Wear black, throw potential witches into the lake to see if they float, fun stuff like that.
- rounce0
I'm avoiding calamity at work with some herb.
- Jaline0
My birthday is on the 13th as well (Thursday...but....still...)
I did manage to wake up this morning with sharp pains in my stomach and I threw up.
However, it won't get me down. Today will be a good day.
- Jaline0
I got raped by Friday the 13th.
I threw up this morning (for no apparent reason). And then I looked at the cereal box and saw that it expired on November 13, 2008 (my birthday). I assumed that this was a good thing. "Yay", I told myself. My driving test will go smoothly.
Then we pull up to the driving test place and we're early. So we drive around for a while, and then I end up waiting in my hot car for about 30 minutes. The tester comes out later, and tells me to put the signals on, lights, horn, etc. I get to the horn part, and it doesn't stop. The tester waits around for like 10 seconds before leaving, and I am just laughing to myself at this point. My dad comes over and tries to stop it, and I eventually get it to stop by basically punching it. So it works again, but got jammed.
The head woman person at the driving place then gets into an argument with my dad, who is just frustrated because it's not easy for him to take days off work, and because we ALWAYS have horrible luck with this particular testing area but keep going anyway. And they never cut anyone a break. Not saying they have to, by any means, and my dad doesn't have to come with me, but it's still a pain to drive all the way over to this place, and 10 minutes doesn't seem that long to me in order to make a person's day better. Anyway, they are probably right about the fact that it's not safe to drive around without knowing if the horn is at 100%, but STILL. They could've been nice about it.
I have another test booked for Tuesday, and I have to pay $40 (even though I never started the test today). I had to pay $75 for the one I didn't do anything for today.
Also, I checked the number of the parking space we were in (after everything went wrong) while waiting for the test to start and it was 13.
Damn you, 13! We're on a break until further notice.
- not safe to drive without a horn? i've only used the horn like two times and it's always like 5 seconds after the fact.iwiniquit
- I know. But it has to be working right when the tester comes out, or you can't do the test. Sucks hard.Jaline
- did your father blame you for the horn and beat you with a steel rod?7point34
- Not really, no.Jaline
- stab you in the face with a soldering iron?7point34
- Driving home for lunch today I see a pickup coming towards me and starting to move into my lane. Within 1-2 seconds...blaw
- ...he's coming straight at me. I lay on the horn, he (wakes up?) swerves back into his lane and I can safely flip him ...blaw
- ... the bird as I pass him. Without that horn working I may have had to settle for vocalizing, versus a gesture.blaw
- what the?! glad you're OK, blaw.
7.34, didn't get in trouble.Jaline - Thanks, J. Sorry about the test. This driving test has been giving you grief for, what, a year or more?blaw
- i wish people would use the horns more like they do in india. people know yr there when they don't see you.jaylarson
- yeah, blaw, I've had issues with every test, and I'm a decent driver.Jaline
- America is hornyphilipdrumman
- wait, your dad? how old are you exactly?jkmohr
- 21Jaline
- dskz0
Cereal expires?
- mrdobolina0
I get to leave work at noon to tailgate at the brewers/twins game.
- mistermik0
just burnt my tongue on lasagna.
thats paraskevidekatriaphobia for you.
- neue75_bold0
Friday the 13th
Giving forgotten threads another chance™
- 7point340
tuesday is the 17th
'17 is Italy's unlucky number, because of in Roman digits 17 is written XVII, that could be rearranged to "VIXI", which in Latin means "I lived".'
i guess that is to say that since it's past tense "lived" instead of present "live." its a rough stretch but i didn't write it...
good luck on the 17th, try not to die.
happy thoughts. happy thoughts. happy thoughts!